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  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,421Quartermasters
    ...Siberian separatists, seeking to create political unrest. Regrettably, the peaceful work and...
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,734Chief of Staff
    ...the Smart Blood program is obviously still in its developmental phase so we may experience the odd drop in coverage during the first 24 hrs... 48 hrs after administration, but after that it should work perfectly.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    So you can keep tabs on me?
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    No need to report in, I'll know where you are.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,734Chief of Staff
    ...who you are, what you are, and why you've come. You've made a mistake. You will not...
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    ...interfere with my plans again.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    At the risk of appearing to be making light dinner conversation, may I ask exactly why I'm here?
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,734Chief of Staff
    Sorry, old man- Section 26, paragraph 5. That information is on a need-to-know basis only. I'm sure you understand.
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    Old man? Is that what you chaps in SMERSH call each other?
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,734Chief of Staff
    That is a security matter and cannot be discussed.
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    But there are so many files open on you already, Dr No. Our own, the CIA's... The one from the Tong society that you robbed. When trouble comes, you'll...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,734Chief of Staff
    ... need some very close protection tonight in Tokyo because that's when they'll try to get you. You'll need the best man we've got.
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    Muffy?
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    Phuyuck!
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    Darling, I give you very best duck.
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    With such a grand meal I'd rather expected a claret.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,734Chief of Staff
    I have much, much better- ninjas!
  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,421Quartermasters
    Phuyuck?
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,734Chief of Staff
    Some things are best kept underground.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I need you out of my sight. Go and stick your head
    in the sand somewhere....
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,734Chief of Staff
    Rio? Hong Kong?
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    We have election in Moscow next week. The President said any loss of life is unacceptable.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    I have a friend called Felix, he can fix anything.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,734Chief of Staff
    He sees himself as the next iron man of Russia. Our political analysts say he doesn't....
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    ...know what hydrogen cyanide does to....
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ...a 30-year-old Fiend, indifferently blended, sir. With an overdose of ...
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... heroin flavoured bananas...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ..... shake it over ice, then add a thin slice of ...
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... ackee and cocoa bean. When we get...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    ....to make love to a woman once, and she hears.....
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
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