The james bond quote conversation

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  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... when you left with the opposition I figured I must be wrong. Quarrel's been...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,316Chief of Staff
    ...strangling a cat. That is lrina, my...
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... pussy galore...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,107MI6 Agent
    Bright idea,Mr Bond!
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

    " I don't listen to hip hop!"
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,316Chief of Staff
    We aim to please.
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,156MI6 Agent
    The sights are a bit off.
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,316Chief of Staff
    Take the bloody shot!
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,156MI6 Agent
    Too strong for you?
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,316Chief of Staff
    No, a little lower...
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    ..... Stop right there......
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,316Chief of Staff
    ...touch it. You can touch it if you...
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    .. Love me?
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    I will tell you when. I will tell you how. And after you’ve ...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,316Chief of Staff
    ...found me, stood on one leg...
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    .... a member of a select and immaculate priesthood, vocationally d-devoted, sublimely disinterested. Hardly a description of that sexual acrobat who leaves a t-trail of beautiful dead women like blown roses behind him...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,316Chief of Staff
    ...only to come home - "Well done. Good job, but...
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... we'll call up this Domino girl and try and get ourselves asked for a drink and have a quick look at Largo's shore base - this Palmyra. Then we go to the casino and...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... keep it simple. One card. High draw. A million dollars....
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,316Chief of Staff
    …. Minus $5,000 for you...
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    edited February 2019
    .. eh, slight miscalculation...
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    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,316Chief of Staff
    :)) :)) :)) :))

    Double!
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    Thanks. Bourbon on the rocks.
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Buy me a pint.

    (I always thought that an odd line, no-one would say that - ‘mine’s a pint’ sounds more true to life imo.)
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,316Chief of Staff
    Better make that two.
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,156MI6 Agent
    ...more glasses for our guests! What shall we drink to, Mr. Bond?
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,316Chief of Staff
    Plenty of scrambled eggs and coffee.

    (It's breakfast time here! :D )
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    Ye can tell me to mind my ain business and pack me off back to Glen Orchy, but before I go I'm telling ye, Mister James, that if ye get yerself into anuither fight and ye've got nothing but yon muck in yer stomach, they'll be bringing ye home in a hearse. That's what...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,316Chief of Staff
    ... I need to please me. They can....

    ( I was at Glen Orchy a few weeks ago :)) )
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... wangle some out of the surgery at Headquarters. It’s what I shall need if I’m going to keep my wits about me tonight. It’s apt to make one a bit overconfident, but that’ll be...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,156MI6 Agent
    ...a piece of cake...
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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