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  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,156MI6 Agent
    I hope it doesn't shrink when it gets wet.
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,317Chief of Staff
    Listen, General Gogol, we didn't put it there.
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    Perhaps not. I got the impression someone had been selling tickets.
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,317Chief of Staff
    Miss Moneypenny, perhaps?
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Your hunch was right. Too bad the evil queen of numbers wouldn’t let you...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,156MI6 Agent
    ...count to three. You can...
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,317Chief of Staff
    ...be forced to watch television. May I...
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... offer you my declaration of principles: a promise to the men and women of this...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,317Chief of Staff
    ...parish: I hereby do commandeer this here vehicle and all those persons within. And that means...
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,156MI6 Agent
    ...stay in there, Goodnight!
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,317Chief of Staff
    I can't. Something big's come up.
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    Minnows pretending they're whales. Just like you...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,156MI6 Agent
    ...Mr Fisher. Sure you won't...
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... "sell sea-shells from the Seychelles". That'll be our slogan. I'll see you get the credit. You'll be Sir James in...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,317Chief of Staff
    ...a ladies' sauna bath, sir. Madrid- burnt in a blazing bordello, sir. And Tokyo- garrotted in a...
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... game of pachinko the Japanese love so much. Which ball will have your number on it? Will your death be...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,317Chief of Staff
    ...the end? Hold your breath and....
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... perhaps you would like to go down. Yes? They tell me you are a good swimmer and I have...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,317Chief of Staff
    ...your clothes on, and I'll buy you...
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... the finest damned yacht in the Indian Ocean. Put in yesterday. The Wavekrest. Nearly two hundred tons. Hundred feet long. Everything in her from a beautiful wife down to a...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,317Chief of Staff
    ...gun and a radio. It's not exactly....
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... a smart-looking piece of luggage. We're issuing this to all double-O personnel. An ordinary black leather case with 50 rounds of...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,156MI6 Agent
    ...beer and...
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,317Chief of Staff
    ...a backless dress with a...
  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,420Quartermasters
    ...superb green-gold imperial easter egg by Carl Fabergé, enamelled in translucent green, enclosed by...
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... rats. They'd come on a fishing boat and gorged themselves on ...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,317Chief of Staff
    ... grilled soles, oeufs en cocotte and cold roast beef with potato salad. But....
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,156MI6 Agent
    ...no heroin. Sit down. That I leave to him (Carl Fabergé), when he is not too busy working for Russia. Against my country and...
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,317Chief of Staff
    ... timid outdated policies. Must I remind you....
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,156MI6 Agent
    ...you didn't come from money...and your school friends never let you forget it. Which means...
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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