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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,402Chief of Staff
    You seem to understand something of these matters. Have you studied?


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  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    I didn't need to. We had an encyclopedia. I started at A when I was eight, and now I've reached T. I bet...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,168MI6 Agent
    ...The letter U is for umbrella.
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,402Chief of Staff
    :)) :)) :)) :))

    (Oh, very good!!!)
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Really, darling? It's amazing the items of information you store away.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... under the sink with the bleach...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,402Chief of Staff
    ...plus the usual goon squad and the....
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    …. glass-handled sword, the only one of its kind in the world, was owned by Genera …...
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,168MI6 Agent
    ...Butter hook...
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Not what I want to get stuck with tonight.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,402Chief of Staff
    No? What do you want?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    .... Total disarmament and peace for the world.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,402Chief of Staff
    Isn't that rather a tall order for two men and a...
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    …. little bitty piece of what used to be …….
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,402Chief of Staff
    ...Miss Stephanie Broadchest...
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ….. to keep abreast of things.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,402Chief of Staff
    I count two.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    …. a little of both would be ideal.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,402Chief of Staff
    Except for the occasional one such as we have here.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    A superfluous papilla. A mammary gland..... A third nipple, sir.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,402Chief of Staff
    Been after one for years.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Mr Bond can make whatever use of it he thinks fit. Providing he returns it, of course......
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,168MI6 Agent
    ... - detached...but I don't think that's your problem, is it,...
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I have a problem with a ........
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,402Chief of Staff
    ...sexual acrobat who leaves a t-trail of...
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ,,,, Jealous husbands, outraged chefs, humiliated tailors. The list is ………..
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,402Chief of Staff
    ... infested with rats. They'd come on a fishing boat and...
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    .... That interesting car of yours!
    l, too, have a new toy .....
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,402Chief of Staff
    Hmm, charming trinket- even has my number on it.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    The actuating signal is personalised.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
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