The james bond quote conversation

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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,317Chief of Staff
    ...a cucumber sandwich...
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... a little more of this rather disappointing Brandy...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... but then I would like a very small tournedos, underdone, with sauce Bearnaise and a coeur d’artichaut. While Mademoiselle is enjoying the strawberries, I will have an avocado pear with a little French dressing. Do you approve?
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,317Chief of Staff
    Quite excellent, although for such a grand meal I had rather expected...
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... a Dom Perignon '55, it would be a pity to...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,156MI6 Agent
    ...eliminate all free radicals. :))
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,317Chief of Staff
    {[] :)) :)) :))

    I'm sorry, old man, but what you ask is quite impossible.
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,156MI6 Agent
    :# Come on, I'm famished.
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    And I’m Dick Tracy and you’re still under arrest...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,317Chief of Staff
    ...by one of your opposite numbers, who is also licenced to...
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... know all about your mission, Mr. Bond. Your colleague! Such a keen climber, and a brilliant conversationalist... before he...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,317Chief of Staff
    ...took the words right out of my pocket. So, you pay- everyone and his brother is on the payroll. So you buy a...
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,156MI6 Agent
    edited February 2019
    ...white pimpmobile...
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,317Chief of Staff
    ...in New York, called the "Lady Rose"...
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    BMW. Agile. Five forward gears. All points radar.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,317Chief of Staff
    Just your type!
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Magnificent, isn’t she? Zero to 60 in 3.2 seconds. Fully bulletproof. A few little tricks up her...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,317Chief of Staff
    ...Tchaikovsky!
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    Well, let's have a look at it. I may like it.
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,317Chief of Staff
    I accept, as soon as I have finished this delicious lunch.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    So: lentil delight, dandelion salad...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,317Chief of Staff
    ...and a little bitty piece of what used to be....
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... the Japanese blow-fish. In the water, it looks like a brown-owl, but when captured...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,156MI6 Agent
    ...Balls, Q?
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,317Chief of Staff
    You like close shaves, don't you?
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Cut throat razor. How very traditional.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,156MI6 Agent
    You've been drinking, so maybe you slipped. :o
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,317Chief of Staff
    I never have more than one drink before dinner*. But I do like that one to be large and very strong and very cold and very well-made. I hate...

    (* this turns out not to be true, of course)
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    :)) :))

    ... water....
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,317Chief of Staff
    ... especially when it's served at the correct temperature, 98.4 degrees Fahrenheit, like this is.
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