"He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
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"He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
"He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
I wish someone, somewhere, sometime, would read about me in a history book, and think "He was the greatest man who ever lived"
Granted, but as great as you were, you will eventuall be forgotten!
I wish that I could read minds.
"He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
FelixLeiter ♀Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
Granted - but whoever's mind you read, they can read your too.
I wish all teachers were kind, honest and didn't mind if you skived their lesson.
Granted - but whoever's mind you read, they can read your too.
I wish all teachers were kind, honest and didn't mind if you skived their lesson.
'Skived'? Do you mean skipped? Anyway, granted, but you end up being forced to drop out of school!
I wish that I had created James Bond.
"He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
I wish that the next wish doesn't involve making a discovery of some kind.
"He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
"He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
Granted, but you meet the Al Pacino whos serves drinks at the local bar!
I wish that every time I was on this site someone would give me a compliment.
"He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
Granted, but since you used a past tense, everybody once loved you but now everyone hates you!
I wish that I had found the Fountain of Youth.
"He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
I wish I had a dollar for every time somebody posted something on AJB!
Granted, but then Sico takes takes all the money back from you and kicks you off the site for using AJB for your own personal commercial gain!
I wish that I had posted more times on this site than any other person and my post count does not get negatively affected in any way.
"He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
Granted, but then you go insane from not having a true escape from reality. (Personally, I love to sleep! )
I wish I had a brand-new Nissan 350Z... At no charge, included with a working engine, no malfunctions whatsoever and a warranty that covers anything and everything (including gas and a new car, if need be) forever. I do believe I have invented the uncorruptable wish...
I wish I could drive 100 miles an hour legallly, in an open field and not get hurt, die, etc.
Granted, but only in your dreams!
I wish that only PB would attempt to corrupt my next wish.
"He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
Granted, but you meet some ordinary guy
called Jesus instead of the more famous one!
I wish that I was widely considered to be one of the world's funniest people.
"He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
"He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
I wish I was stronger (I actually am strong, but stronger!)
Granted, but your girlfriend is still stronger than you!
I wish that I had created the James Bond that is the subject of this site.
"He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
Granted, but GOd forbid, you pass away before reaping the benefits. I use the corruption of death only as a joke, good sir. I do not mean anything mean or cruel in that post.
I wish I didn't have to be so politically correct.
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I wish that I was a tiger.
I wish I could choose how I die.
*I'd die laughing
I wish I was God.
A god with no powers!
I wish I had 2 million dollars to invest.
I wish that I could marry Halle Berry.
Granted, but she dies, and you cause it! (somehow!)
I wish someone, somewhere, sometime, would read about me in a history book, and think "He was the greatest man who ever lived"
I wish that I could read minds.
I wish all teachers were kind, honest and didn't mind if you skived their lesson.
I wish that I had created James Bond.
I wish I created something great, and I live.
I wish that the next wish doesn't involve making a discovery of some kind.
Granted, but it is about how bad the godfather is! (I like it, though)
I wish whenever I died, it would not be painful.
Granted, but you die tomorrow!
I wish that I was a wizard.
Granted, but you are only a wizard in a video game, you are really just a video game nerd!
I wish I could meet Al Pacino.
Granted, but you meet the Al Pacino whos serves drinks at the local bar!
I wish that every time I was on this site someone would give me a compliment.
Granted, but that is because the same person giving you a compliment, would only give you a compliment because he has a low IQ!
I wish everybody loved me.
I wish that I had found the Fountain of Youth.
Granted, you will never die...ever... when it is the apocolypse, and everybody dies, I think you will get a BIT lonley!
I wish I had a dollar for every time somebody posted something on AJB!
I wish that I had posted more times on this site than any other person and my post count does not get negatively affected in any way.
Granted, but then (for some reason) AJB would close down mysturiously, making your post count useless!
I wish humans did not have to sleep, there is not enough time to do everything in a day!
I wish I had a brand-new Nissan 350Z... At no charge, included with a working engine, no malfunctions whatsoever and a warranty that covers anything and everything (including gas and a new car, if need be) forever. I do believe I have invented the uncorruptable wish...
Granted, you die in an accident, the car has NO damages, NO malfunctions, NO scratches, and is given to your reletive!
I wish I could drive 100 miles an hour legallly, in an open field and not get hurt, die, etc.
I wish that only PB would attempt to corrupt my next wish.
I wish I could meet Jesus.
called Jesus instead of the more famous one!
I wish that I was widely considered to be one of the world's funniest people.
I wish I was intelectually superior to everybody!
I wish that I wasn't sick. (I have a cold.)
I wish I was stronger (I actually am strong, but stronger!)
I wish that I had created the James Bond that is the subject of this site.
I wish I didn't have to be so politically correct.