Corrupt A Wish!

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  • John DrakeJohn Drake On assignmentPosts: 2,564MI6 Agent
    Dan Same wrote:
    I wish that I had directed GF. :D

    Granted. You did direct GF. But that was 40 years ago, and now you're dead.

    I wish I was a superhero.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, you're Aquaman. :p

    I wish that my house wasn't going to be sold.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • the golden gun guythe golden gun guy USAPosts: 102MI6 Agent
    Granted, but it burns down

    I wish I had a new computer
  • John DrakeJohn Drake On assignmentPosts: 2,564MI6 Agent
    I wish I had a new computer

    Granted. But it's a Spectrum 48k. I wish I was a secret agent.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you end up gettimg killed in the line of duty. :p

    I wish that I had the power of invisibility.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,878MI6 Agent
    Granted. You are invisible to everyone, including women.

    I wish everyone spoke norwegian.
  • SPECTRENumber1SPECTRENumber1 L.O.Posts: 75MI6 Agent
    Granted. But you don't.

    I wish I died (Oooh corrupt that!)
  • DAWUSSDAWUSS My homepagePosts: 517MI6 Agent
    I wish I died (Oooh corrupt that!)

    There's only one way to corrupt that - You're going to hell!


    I wish I could get over my desire for a relationship, and learn to live alone.
  • SPECTRENumber1SPECTRENumber1 L.O.Posts: 75MI6 Agent
    Granted, but then someone wants a relationship with you!

    I wish I shot the sheriff.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    I wish I shot the sheriff.
    I'll take your wish literally and say granted, but then you're going to jail! :p

    I wish I was fluent in every possible language.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • John DrakeJohn Drake On assignmentPosts: 2,564MI6 Agent
    Dan Same wrote:

    I wish I was fluent in every possible language.

    Granted, you are indeed multi-lingual. But you are mute. :p

    I wish I was on holiday.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited July 2007
    Granted, but it's a permanent holiday as you've been fired! :p

    I wish that Australia will host the 2022 Soccer World Cup.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • SPECTRENumber1SPECTRENumber1 L.O.Posts: 75MI6 Agent
    Granted. But there is a huge riot that tarnishes Australia's reputation in the soccer world forever.

    I wish my wish was corrupted.
  • Cynjin SmythCynjin Smyth Rocky MountiansPosts: 98MI6 Agent
    Granted but it's not.

    I wish I could meet Ian Fleming and colaborate with him on a Bond book.
    Bond: You don't think I enjoyed what we did this evening, do you? What I did tonight was for King and country! You don't think it gave me any pleasure, do you?
    Fiona: But of course, I forgot your ego, Mr. Bond. James Bond, who only has to make love to a woman and she starts to hear heavenly choirs singing.
  • asioasio Melbourne, AustraliaPosts: 546MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you can't get out of the coffin.

    I wish I was on holidays in Hawaii with my wife (okay, that's going to come true in August, but I wish it were happening now).
    Drawn Out Dad.
    Independent, one-shot comic books from the outskirts of Melbourne, Australia.
    twitter.com/DrawnOutDad
  • SPECTRENumber1SPECTRENumber1 L.O.Posts: 75MI6 Agent
    Granted, but then it erupts, ruining your holiday.

    I wish I could see Emily.:x
  • Cynjin SmythCynjin Smyth Rocky MountiansPosts: 98MI6 Agent
    asio wrote:
    Granted, but you can't get out of the coffin.

    I wish I was on holidays in Hawaii with my wife (okay, that's going to come true in August, but I wish it were happening now).

    Didn't se that coming.
    Bond: You don't think I enjoyed what we did this evening, do you? What I did tonight was for King and country! You don't think it gave me any pleasure, do you?
    Fiona: But of course, I forgot your ego, Mr. Bond. James Bond, who only has to make love to a woman and she starts to hear heavenly choirs singing.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    I wish I could see Emily.:x
    I don't know who she is, but granted, except you see the wrong Emily! :p

    I wish there was world peace.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • John DrakeJohn Drake On assignmentPosts: 2,564MI6 Agent
    Dan Same wrote:
    I wish there was world peace.

    Granted, but it's another world, in another galaxy. :p

    I wish I had a spaceship.
  • AlexAlex The Eastern SeaboardPosts: 2,694MI6 Agent
    Granted, but it runs on Martian flamingo droppings.

    I wish I had a woman who never nagged.
  • John DrakeJohn Drake On assignmentPosts: 2,564MI6 Agent
    Alex wrote:
    I wish I had a woman who never nagged.

    Granted. She just hits you instead.

    I wish I had my own TV show.
  • SB_DiamondSB_Diamond North Miami Beach, FLPosts: 126MI6 Agent
    Granted, but it would be a reality show and you'd be the first voted off!

    I wish I could go back in time and be Bruce Campbell's first...
    *~Orbis Non Sufficit~*
  • SPECTRENumber1SPECTRENumber1 L.O.Posts: 75MI6 Agent
    Granted. But oops, it's not THE Bruce Campbell.

    I wish someone would post after me on this topic.
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but then the topic is closed.

    I wish that I had a chicken.
  • John DrakeJohn Drake On assignmentPosts: 2,564MI6 Agent
    0064 wrote:
    I wish that I had a chicken.

    Granted, and you're both very happy together. Until the chicken contracts bird flu, and as a consequence, so do you. :p

    I wish I could go to Japan.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    John Drake wrote:
    I wish I could go to Japan.
    Granted, but you become sick and spend the whole trip in your hotel room. :p

    I wish that I owned a tiger. :D
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • John DrakeJohn Drake On assignmentPosts: 2,564MI6 Agent
    edited July 2007
    Dan Same wrote:
    I wish that I owned a tiger. :D

    Granted. But you belong to Siegfried and Roy, and you have to join their act. :p

    I wish I could get to sleep earlier.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited July 2007
    John Drake wrote:
    I wish I could get to sleep earlier.
    Granted, you now go to sleep at 5 in the afternoon. :p

    I wish that someone would compliment me on the poems that I wrote in the 'did you get what you wished for?' thread. :'(
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,878MI6 Agent
    Dan Same wrote:
    John Drake wrote:
    I wish that someone would compliment me on the poems that I wrote in the 'did you get what you wished for?' thread. :'(
    Granted. the vogons of Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy love your poems (are you nerd enough to get that one?)

    I wish the next Bond film was set in Norway.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited July 2007
    Number24 wrote:
    The vogons of Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy love your poems (are you nerd enough to get that one?)
    I actually own a copy of Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy however I'm yet to read it. I'll get that reference when eventually I do read the book. ;)
    Number24 wrote:
    I wish the next Bond film was set in Norway.
    Granted, but it sucks and destroys the entire series! :p

    I wish that people would stop insulting Roger Moore.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
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