Non appealing Bond girls

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  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,693MI6 Agent
    Rosa Klebb and Irma Bunt.
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  • LastRatStandingLastRatStanding ScotlandPosts: 296MI6 Agent
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  • James SuzukiJames Suzuki New ZealandPosts: 2,406MI6 Agent
    Jinx, Carver, Mayday, Britt Ekland and Tanya Roberts are all awful
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  • PeppermillPeppermill DelftPosts: 2,860MI6 Agent
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    Stacy. My god, what a terrible Character she was. All she did was Scream 'James!' I'm still surprised that Bond never left her to cook in the Lift Shaft. Apparently Moore even hates the Character.
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  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    She's the absolute worst!
    Stacy. My god, what a terrible Character she was. All she did was Scream 'James!' I'm still surprised that Bond never left her to cook in the Lift Shaft. Apparently Moore even hates the Character.
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  • brilliantosbrilliantos Posts: 9MI6 Agent
    Teri Hatcher - too up herself & unatttractive
    Michelle Yeoh - too martial artsy fartsy & lacking sex appeal
    Britt Ekland - your original pain in the arse with her corny one liners
    Lynn Holly Johnson - jailbait!
    Grace Jones - ouch!
    Jane Seymour - always having a whinge!
  • Mr_OsatoMr_Osato Posts: 398MI6 Agent
    There are quite a few Bond girls that are unappealing to me. Either because of their role or because of their looks.

    Halle Berry. I think she is gorgeous, but I hated her in DAD.
    Jill St John. Not special to look at and a horrible actress. in DAF
    Gloria Harper. Not good looking and a terrible role. In LALD
    Bibi Dahl. FYEO. I dont think this needs motivation.
    Tanya Roberts. Not so special looking, and a boring role. in AVTAK
    Ruby Bartlett. God she was awful. That voice.horror. in OHMSS
    Maryam D'Abo. Not so special. Quite boring actually. in TLD
    Michelle Yeow. she can kick ass. But is not good looking at all. in TND
    Christmas Jones. hard body, but cant act to save her life. in TWINE.


    I think Thunderball had the best looking women.Both Domino and Volpe where stunning and classic beauties. I also have a soft spot for Aki in YOLT for obvious reasons.
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  • DutchfingerDutchfinger Holland With LovePosts: 1,240MI6 Agent
    Mr_Osato wrote:
    Maryam D'Abo. Not so special. Quite boring actually. in TLD

    I pretty much agree on the entire list except this one. I feel Maryam D'Abo was very intresting in TLD and on top of that, also very good looking! She has beautiful brown eyes and a sweet innocent face. Great Bond girl!
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Mr_Osato wrote
    There are quite a few Bond girls that are unappealing to me. Either because of their role or because of their looks.

    Halle Berry. I think she is gorgeous, but I hated her in DAD.
    Jill St John. Not special to look at and a horrible actress. in DAF
    Gloria Harper. Not good looking and a terrible role. In LALD
    Bibi Dahl. FYEO. I dont think this needs motivation.
    Tanya Roberts. Not so special looking, and a boring role. in AVTAK
    Ruby Bartlett. God she was awful. That voice.horror. in OHMSS
    Maryam D'Abo. Not so special. Quite boring actually. in TLD
    Michelle Yeow. she can kick ass. But is not good looking at all. in TND
    Christmas Jones. hard body, but cant act to save her life. in TWINE.

    :)) I agree some are not the Best actresses in the world but Unappealing ?
    I'd agree that Jill St John & Ruby Bartlett wouldn't be my Idea of great beauties.
    I think the rest are all very appealing. Even Tanya Roberts if you could get her to
    to stop screaming "James" every five seconds. :))
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  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,618MI6 Agent
    I pretty much agree on the entire list except this one. I feel Maryam D'Abo was very intresting in TLD and on top of that, also very good looking! She has beautiful brown eyes and a sweet innocent face. Great Bond girl!

    That's exactly my beef with d'Abo. The innocense!
    She's boring, confused and innocent.

    BiBi for example was very young for Rogers but she was not innocent ;)
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  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Bondtoys wrote:
    I pretty much agree on the entire list except this one. I feel Maryam D'Abo was very intresting in TLD and on top of that, also very good looking! She has beautiful brown eyes and a sweet innocent face. Great Bond girl!

    That's exactly my beef with d'Abo. The innocense!
    She's boring, confused and innocent.

    BiBi for example was very young for Rogers but she was not innocent ;)

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  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,618MI6 Agent
    edited May 2013
    {[] I am happy when you are happy.

    Bibi was great and such was Britt Ekland. And innocent? Definetly not :D
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  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    :) :)
    Bondtoys wrote:
    {[] I am happy when you are happy.

    Bibi was great and such was Britt Ekland. And innocend? Definetly not :D

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  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    Mr_Osato wrote:
    There are quite a few Bond girls that are unappealing to me. Either because of their role or because of their looks.

    Halle Berry. I think she is gorgeous, but I hated her in DAD.
    Jill St John. Not special to look at and a horrible actress. in DAF
    Gloria Harper. Not good looking and a terrible role. In LALD
    Bibi Dahl. FYEO. I dont think this needs motivation.
    Tanya Roberts. Not so special looking, and a boring role. in AVTAK
    Ruby Bartlett. God she was awful. That voice.horror. in OHMSS
    Maryam D'Abo. Not so special. Quite boring actually. in TLD
    Michelle Yeow. she can kick ass. But is not good looking at all. in TND
    Christmas Jones. hard body, but cant act to save her life. in TWINE.

    I think Thunderball had the best looking women.Both Domino and Volpe where stunning and classic beauties. I also have a soft spot for Aki in YOLT for obvious reasons.

    Interesting list. I disagree, however, about the physical appeal of Gloria Hendry (you are talking about Rosie Carver, right?), and Michelle Yeoh. I find them both to be very attractive, although I agree that Rosie Carver was a pretty bad role.
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  • PeppermillPeppermill DelftPosts: 2,860MI6 Agent
    I think Rosie was a very hot Bond girl! Too bad her role in LALD was what it was. Michelle Yeoh wasn't my cup of tea, but I don't like TND overall, so that might have something to do with it.
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  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    Peppermill wrote:
    I think Rosie was a very hot Bond girl!

    I agree. A cute face and a smoking body! Works for me! -{
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Didn't Mr Kidd end up with a smoking Body in DAF. :))
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  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    Didn't Mr Kidd end up with a smoking Body in DAF. :))

    True. But the face - not so cute! :))
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  • Mr_OsatoMr_Osato Posts: 398MI6 Agent
    I prefer brunettes. And I prefer intelligence. Rosie Carver was a complete nitwit, which made her not attractive to me instantly. Same for Tanya Roberts. And Michelle Yeoh? Hmm...too masculine for my taste. I like Asian girls but than the petite ones, like Aki :D

    I think I will have to add Grace Jones and Teri Hatcher also to my list. Grace Jones is scary as hell, although I think she played her role well. Teri Hatcher quite te opposite: dull, bad acted and despite being a brunette, I am not overimpressed with her looks.
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  • IA-SteveBIA-SteveB IowaPosts: 62MI6 Agent
    My vote is for Teri Hatcher.
  • walther p99walther p99 NJPosts: 3,416MI6 Agent
    This is probably sacrilege but for the most part i really don't find Honey Rider all that attractive.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Have to say, both TD's women - Pam Bouvier and Kara Milovy -leave me cold, I just can't see anything in them.
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  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    Have to say, both TD's women - Pam Bouvier and Kara Milovy -leave me cold, I just can't see anything in them.

    Kara left me cold, too. But Pam Bouvier was one of the best Bond Girls in my opinion. And Dalton's other Bond Girl, Lupe Lamora, was absolutely one of the best looking.
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  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,107MI6 Agent
    Mary Goodnight seemed more of a nuisance than a help.
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    hehadlotsofguts wrote :
    Mary Goodnight seemed more of a nuisance than a help.

    Typical woman then ! :))
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  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,107MI6 Agent
    hehadlotsofguts wrote :
    Mary Goodnight seemed more of a nuisance than a help.

    Typical woman then ! :))


    In her defence though, if she hadn't managed to get herself shoved in the boot of Scaramanga's car, Bond wouldn't have found out where Scaramanga was living. The majority of the time apart from this instance, she was no help to Bond at all.
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
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    When you look this good,who needs to act. :))
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  • DutchfingerDutchfinger Holland With LovePosts: 1,240MI6 Agent
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    When you look this good,who needs to act. :))

    Completely agree! Talisa Soto is probably one of the best looking Bond girls in my book along with Claudine Auger and Berenice Marlohe!
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  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Have to say, both TD's women - Pam Bouvier and Kara Milovy -leave me cold, I just can't see anything in them.

    Kara left me cold, too. But Pam Bouvier was one of the best Bond Girls in my opinion. And Dalton's other Bond Girl, Lupe Lamora, was absolutely one of the best looking.

    Aah, Lupe Lamora, BL - now you're talking :)
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