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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,378Chief of Staff
    I didn't realize it was public knowledge.
  • Andi1996Andi1996 ZürichPosts: 50MI6 Agent
    The Soviet government denies all knowledge of this affair.
    "It's always a pleasure to welcome someone with a mutual interest."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,378Chief of Staff
    I am only able to countenance this deception on your assurance the matter is of national importance.
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    You've got something there, sport. I've got myself a proper futsukayoi - honourable hangover. Mouth like a vulture's crutch. Soon as we got home from that lousy cat house, I had to...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,378Chief of Staff
    ...teach you two things: first, never let them see you....
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... itch, down there. Would you mind?
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,378Chief of Staff
    No, no, no, this is more like a hobby. But I'm very gifted.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Such a delicate touch.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,378Chief of Staff
    I've had quite a bit of practice.
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    Rule number 1: never do anything yourself, when someone else can do it for you.
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,378Chief of Staff
    Our rules are very simple- if you fail....
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... 008 can replace you. You've hardly distinguished yourself, have you? You were supposed to...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,378Chief of Staff
    ...inhale the sun's light and breathe it gently upon the Earth's surface. You have no idea how...
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ..... I'm ever going to fly with ......
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,378Chief of Staff
    ...a wonderful girl. Very small, quite fast, can do anything. Just your type!
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    Suppose when she meets me in the flesh I don't come up to expectations?
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Remind her. Then pump her for information
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,378Chief of Staff
    I intend to enjoy it to the full.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Well we all get our jollies, one way or another.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    If this is a double-cross, Solitaire, I'll get at you and kill you if it's the last thing I do. Have you got...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,378Chief of Staff
    ...fermentation chemicals, monosodium glutamate and ascorbic acid?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I can see everything M said about you is right.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,378Chief of Staff
    Nothing bad, I hope.
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    Careful with this one, Mr. Bond. She won't go to bed with you unless you give her something she really wants. It's a shame because she's really quite stunning once you...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,378Chief of Staff
    ...show off the size of your...
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    ..over developed trigger finger.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    That's because you know what I can do with my little finger.
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,378Chief of Staff
    Yes, l know. You're very sweet.

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  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    ....but on the whole stupid
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,378Chief of Staff
    Yes Minister, thank you for bringing it to my attention.
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