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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I can see you're going to fit in here very nicely.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,378Chief of Staff
    Well, it was that or the priesthood.
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    Forgive me father for I have sinned.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,378Chief of Staff
    And a billion people around this planet will watch it, hear it and read about it.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    That's the official version. The truth is rather more disturbing,007. Look at this
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,378Chief of Staff
    lt's small, but particularly dirty.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    If it ever came on the market, it would certainly fetch a price in excess of .......
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,378Chief of Staff
    ... 200,000 rupees. Do you have the cash?
  • anotherbondfananotherbondfan USAPosts: 5MI6 Agent
    You can have a million today. Or ten millions tomorrow!
    I would say "Bond, James Bond", but that is not my name and I can't even try to pull it off with my own name
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    As you know, the game is no-limit hold em poker. Five communal cards, two in the hole. Monsieur Mendel here represents the Basel Bank, Switzerland holding the stakes. You have each deposited $10 million buy-in.
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,378Chief of Staff
    It is possible. I have such a bad memory.
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    Didn't expect my partner to have a Yarborough did you?
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,378Chief of Staff
    l was trained to expect the unexpected, but they never prepared me for anything like you.

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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    You think we better?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,378Chief of Staff
    An all-time high!
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    That heroin will be very expensive indeed, leaving myself and...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,378Chief of Staff
    ....the Polaris submarine pens at New London... Cape Kennedy... near the White House. But we are speculating idly.
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    The place is riddled with crooks and gangsters. They must want to get their money out of Cuba and into something else quick. Jamaica's as good as anywhere now we've...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,378Chief of Staff
    ...fired rockets to the moon. Split the atom. Achieved miracles in every field of human endeavour except...
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... those women who ventured into the desert looking for sheikhs.
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,378Chief of Staff
    I need to know the exact number of survivors. Now, I'm late for a meeting.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Well that doesn’t give us a lot of time, does it?
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Thank you very much. We don`t want to keep Her Majesty waiting any longer.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,378Chief of Staff
    AA_OLD_MAN_3.jpg

    You're still clinging to your faith in that old woman, when all she does is lie to you.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Governments change, but the lies remain the same.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,378Chief of Staff
    The Soviet government denies all knowledge of this affair. The world knows we are...
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... threatening to give the film to the press unless you marry her for helping you...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,378Chief of Staff
    ...then pump her for information.
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    I assume that when I'm given an unpleasant job in the Service the cause is a just one.
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,378Chief of Staff
    I haven´t exaggerated- we appreciate your help.
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