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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,378Chief of Staff
    ...typical leather belt. Male, size 34, buckle, notch.

    (Ah, it's been many years since I took a size 34 belt! :# )
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    On you everthing looks good.

    ( I still take a 34, only now I need two of them ! :D )
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,378Chief of Staff
    Yes, l know. You're very sweet. :x :x :x
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    How 'bout a demonstration, boy?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,378Chief of Staff
    I will give it some thought. Since you have chosen to meet me, perhaps you will dine here tonight?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    At the risk of appearing to be making light dinner conversation,
    may I ask exactly why I am here?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,378Chief of Staff
    I thought you came here to die.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Nobody died from my cooking ......... yet!
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    There's a fly in his soup.
    a reasonable rate of return
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I don't suppose you'd care for a nightcap?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    That last hand...
    4886.jpg?w=700&q=55&auto=format&usm=12&fit=max&s=7f7fe8943b0455cc55e3e5f4e92c1da0
    ...nearly killed me.
    a reasonable rate of return
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    But I won't consider myself to be in trouble until I start weeping blood.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,378Chief of Staff
    .... caused by eating too much red meat and white bread, and too many dry.martinis?
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    In here, please. I hope you enjoy your dinner.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    .... and we could do with a couple of glasses.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,378Chief of Staff
    You must give me the name of your oculist.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Renard. The anarchist. He was operating in Moscow in 1996.
    Pyongyang, North Korea before that, and he's been spotted......in
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,378Chief of Staff
    ...a bloody big ship...
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Ark Royal, wasn't it?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,378Chief of Staff
    You really know far more about it than l do.
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    Lost at sea. Adrift...
    a reasonable rate of return
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ..... Since she was fitted out, there is no record of her putting into port anywhere
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,378Chief of Staff
    Copy all this to the Admiralty, urgent.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    This evening we'll meet a friend of mine from Washington.
    Maybe, just maybe, he'll come up with a few answers
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,378Chief of Staff
    There's one small complaint- they seem to be missing one of their agents, a Miss Caruso. You wouldn't happen to know where she is?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Oh, she's around here somewhere.
    She can't leave, so she does as she pleases
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,378Chief of Staff
    Her mother was an English girl, romantic, who had come to Corsica to look for bandits. Rather like those women who ventured into the desert looking for sheikhs.
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    "My mother gave me a list of things not to do on a first date."
    a reasonable rate of return
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Quite the opposite, in fact. Best to the family.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,378Chief of Staff
    I'll talk to my children.
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