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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    You know how these deposed dictators are, jealous of their safety
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,379Chief of Staff
    I believe I've killed two of them.
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    Did you ever ask why? Why we toppled all those dictators, undermined all those regimes, only to come home: "Well done, good job, but...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,379Chief of Staff
    ...we simply didn't know when to expect you. We kept on being told you were on your way. First it was teatime yesterday, then dinner, and it was only half an hour ago we heard you...
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... got bored and I got to arguing the finer points of Jazz with Blabbermouth, the man with the fancy six-shooter. We got on to Duke Ellington and agreed that...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,379Chief of Staff
    ...he's crazy about the Old West. Bought himself a whole ghost town way out on Highway 95. He's....
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ...foreign, but charming nonetheless. He donates a lot of money to worthy causes.
    He built a maritime museum and a new wing for the orphanage.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,379Chief of Staff
    Now reported working for Greek smugglers. The Italian Secret Service think that he is, at this moment, in...
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... a ship to Chagrin - the island I have spoken to you about. It is...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,379Chief of Staff
    ...the mightiest of human achievements. No traveller, emperor, merchant or poet has...
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ....... gathered today to address important issues
    concerning the future of our ................
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,379Chief of Staff
    ...listening to the Beatles without earmuffs. Now, where is....

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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ... the last refuge of .....
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    ...an overdose with Bon Bois!
    a reasonable rate of return
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,379Chief of Staff
    Dirty Punker wrote:
    ...an overdose of Bon Bois!
    FTFY, DP. :)

    I prefer bourbon.
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    I believe that the bourbon and branch water is rather splendid here.
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,379Chief of Staff
    Send the barman over, please.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    There’s a fly in his soup.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,379Chief of Staff
    If he hasn't noticed, I'm not sure I'd mention it.
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    Unlike the Americans I'd rather not get my bad news from cnn
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,379Chief of Staff
    The President said he was ENTIRELY satisfied!!!! :D :D :D

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  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Now we know what ‘C’ stands for....
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,379Chief of Staff
    AA_OLD_MAN_5.jpg

    Collision coverage...?
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    Yes. Some people on the roads really burn you up these days.
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,379Chief of Staff
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    Don't you want to know why?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    There's nothing you can tell me, that I don't already know.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Do you think my wife knows?
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Careful she has ears like an elephant.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    We gave her a nice...honeymoooooooon.
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    a reasonable rate of return
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I seem to recall you mentioning it.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
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