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  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    Are you talking about people or horses?
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Well, let's see how she responds to my touch, eh?

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    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,213MI6 Agent
    Any higher Mr. Bond and my...
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... brother-in-law, Billy Bob - he's got the fastest boat on the whole damn river - Billy Bob'll sure enough ...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,420Quartermasters
    ...track our nuclear submarines underwater and sink them.
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    That sort of work needs hours of practice every day, or an accomplice, and I can't believe he'd find that at...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,213MI6 Agent
    ...a delicatessen, in stainless steel!
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,317Chief of Staff
    ... was being flown over here on loan, on the back of a 747 which crashed in the Yukon.
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,213MI6 Agent
    It’s up in the hills just after we clear the next...
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... underground outlet for the lava from the volcano...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,317Chief of Staff
    ....built for tonight's demonstration. The human element necessitates a balance of...
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    .... three measures of Gordon's, one of vodka, half of ....
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,317Chief of Staff
    ... Bollinger. If it's '69 you were expecting...
  • Westward_DriftWestward_Drift Posts: 3,091MI6 Agent
    ...an exploding pen? We...
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,317Chief of Staff
    ... don't mean to interrupt but for the sake of variety do you think we might....
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,213MI6 Agent
    ...have the pleasure of...
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,317Chief of Staff
    ...a client who recently lost two....
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,213MI6 Agent
    ...gold balls...
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,317Chief of Staff
    By the way, where's yours?
  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,420Quartermasters
    On your rear end.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,317Chief of Staff
    I could learn to like it.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Lean over.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    I would, you know, only "M" would have me court-martialled...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,317Chief of Staff
    ...but that would have been too easy. You see, Mr Bond, like every great artist, I want to....
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... have more than one drink before dinner. But I do like that one to be large and very strong and very cold and very well-made. I hate small portions of anything, particularly when they...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,317Chief of Staff
    ...are too spineless to do what needs to be done. So I made an alliance to put the power where it should be, and now you want to....
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,213MI6 Agent
    ...drink tea. I hate it. It’s...
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,317Chief of Staff
    ...as attractive and charming as...
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... phosgene gas to keep the visitors away...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,317Chief of Staff
    ...and we know how difficult that can be for a...

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