The james bond quote conversation

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  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... thief and a traitor. I have been sent from the Soviet Union to eliminate you. You are fortunate that I...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... don't enjoy messing around with a guy as tough as...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,213MI6 Agent
    ...a beautiful angel cake...
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,324Chief of Staff
    ...being auctioned at Sotheby's this afternoon. This is the...
  • Sir Hillary BraySir Hillary Bray College of ArmsPosts: 2,174MI6 Agent
    ...paste, glass! Where's the real...
    Hilly...you old devil!
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    007, licence to kill and has on........
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,324Chief of Staff
    ...a hat, darling, belonging to....
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... the Colonial Secretary, ADC. Take him along, would you? I'll call Mr Pleydell-Smith myself and ask him to...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,420Quartermasters
    ...settle for this little old lady here.
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,213MI6 Agent
    I would you know, but M would have me...
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,324Chief of Staff
    ... whistle the first bars of "Rule Britannia"....
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... from this paravane and to tow you through the sea until you are eaten by sharks.'
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    Compliments of Sharkey.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,324Chief of Staff
    Jaws,

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    I'm assigning you the task of...
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... creating a world. A new and beautiful world beneath the sea...

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    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,324Chief of Staff
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    ...no slip ups, or we're....
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... to get the mess cleared up before we make a new appointment there. 007 can be acting Head of Station in the meantime. I want him to...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... leak this...

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    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,213MI6 Agent
    ...and there will be no failure...
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,324Chief of Staff
    .... except for the occasional one such as we have here...

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  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... with plenty of bright ideas for tightening things up, but the Treasury and the Board of Trade aren't very impressed. They think...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • The Spy Who Never DiesThe Spy Who Never Dies UKPosts: 644MI6 Agent
    even accountants have imagination
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,324Chief of Staff
    ...but there are undoubtedly others. Mr Bond can...
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... stick around the Casino this evening. I've got an assistant, a Miss Lynd, and I'd like to hand her over to you when I start playing. You won't be...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,324Chief of Staff
    ... making light dinner conversation. May I ask exactly why....
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... Chinese girls taste different from all other girls?
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,324Chief of Staff
    Like... strawberries?
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Or sour cream?
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,324Chief of Staff
    We prefer curare with an effective psychedelic compound.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    A trifle overpowering, your scent.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
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