The james bond quote conversation

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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,317Chief of Staff
    Disorientates a normal person for about, oh, 30 seconds.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    I've smelt that aftershave before. And both times I've smelt a ...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,317Chief of Staff
    ... decadent agent of a corrupt Western power....
  • SpectreOfDefeatSpectreOfDefeat Posts: 404MI6 Agent
    ...running around out there with his licence to kill...

    "The spectre of defeat..."

  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... on active service. There are believed to be only two other British agents with this authority. The fact that this spy was...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • SpectreOfDefeatSpectreOfDefeat Posts: 404MI6 Agent
    letting a handful of old men in Moscow bargain away our advantage...

    "The spectre of defeat..."

  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,317Chief of Staff
    ...is no concern of the Secret Service. I've violated no British law. You're free to leave, but I'd much prefer if you...
  • SpectreOfDefeatSpectreOfDefeat Posts: 404MI6 Agent
    ...don't try to follow me. Your peanut-toting friend back there wouldn't like it...

    "The spectre of defeat..."

  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,317Chief of Staff
    ...and he will fire if we don't turn around and....
  • SpectreOfDefeatSpectreOfDefeat Posts: 404MI6 Agent
    ...sit at home praying for an international incident so I can run down here all dressed up to impress James Bond...

    "The spectre of defeat..."

  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... for what? So you can be a hero? All the heroes I know are...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • SpectreOfDefeatSpectreOfDefeat Posts: 404MI6 Agent
    ...jealous husbands, outraged chefs, humiliated tailors...

    "The spectre of defeat..."

  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,317Chief of Staff
    ...but the British betrayed them. Sent them back to...
  • SpectreOfDefeatSpectreOfDefeat Posts: 404MI6 Agent
    the eighteenth century by a duke who believed he'd be reincarnated as a horse...

    "The spectre of defeat..."

  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,317Chief of Staff
    ...for my retirement, away from you! Now, I want to introduce you to....
  • SpectreOfDefeatSpectreOfDefeat Posts: 404MI6 Agent
    ...for the first time in this country, the human cannonball...

    "The spectre of defeat..."

  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,317Chief of Staff
    ... crouched on a rooftop somewhere. In the next room, or...
  • SpectreOfDefeatSpectreOfDefeat Posts: 404MI6 Agent
    ...got careless with him some time back, and he took my whole arm off...

    "The spectre of defeat..."

  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Give me your hand...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • SpectreOfDefeatSpectreOfDefeat Posts: 404MI6 Agent
    ….just being disarming, darling...

    "The spectre of defeat..."

  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... it's all in the wrist.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,317Chief of Staff
    Been missing the touch of a good woman?
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,213MI6 Agent
    A little premature, isn’t it?
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    Well, when one has little time one sort of *has* to...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,213MI6 Agent
    ...give you time to cool off...
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,317Chief of Staff
    ... beneath the sea. Today civilization as we know it is corrupt and decadent. Inevitably it will destroy itself. I am...
  • SpectreOfDefeatSpectreOfDefeat Posts: 404MI6 Agent
    ...at a health clinic conveniently located near the NATO base...

    "The spectre of defeat..."

  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,317Chief of Staff
    ...making mud pies....
  • SpectreOfDefeatSpectreOfDefeat Posts: 404MI6 Agent
    ...one of our specialities...

    "The spectre of defeat..."

  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,317Chief of Staff
    ... with a street value of well over a billion dollars...
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