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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    Had a blazing Row with my Manager today X-(
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Had a few of those in my time. :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,061MI6 Agent
    AlphaOmegaSin wrote:
    Had a blazing Row with my Manager today X-(
    Did you spare his life? :o
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,631MI6 Agent
    I learned the hard way that dangling a manager out of a window ( a la John Cleese in Fish Called Wanda) is not conducive to promotion. Funny the things we learn in life.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) I remember leaving one place, the week they were having a " Management
    V Workers " football match. I wasn't allowed to play, a note was sent down from
    The office, Stating that as I was leaving I wouldn't be allowed to play.
    I think they knew that it would quickly turn into " The Mean Machine " :)) as I
    Had one manager, who I was just waiting for an excuse, to "express" my dislike
    Of him. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    I just completely blank most of the Managers at my Workplace anyway :))
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,107MI6 Agent
    Through The Keyhole is just terrible now! Don't like the new comedy format :#
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

    " I don't listen to hip hop!"
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    People who stop their cars with the wipers, half way up across the screen
    Really bugs me ! :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    As some of you know, I have a thing about Birthdays and haven't celebrated mine in years, its all about getting old I guess :D if I stick my head in the sand I won't get older :)) anyway, when I was in Hospital dying (not really) it was sprung upon me that my eldest daughter is pregnant :o you know, Im just not old enough to be a Granddad, so like my good friend Totts, I have a plan B :D, I have told Stace (my daughter) and everyone else concerned that Im to be known as Uncle Bob :D
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))
    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6KJGJRd8pGE

    Congratulations. {[]
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    Thanks for that TP :D
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    I wish her Well -{
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,774MI6 Agent
    Congratulations Pete {[]
    Having a grandchild will make you feel young again, trust me .......... I am now a big fan of Iggle Piggle :D
    BTW I think 'Uncle Buck' is better suited to you :))
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    " Uncle Buck" ? Sure you've spelt that right . :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,061MI6 Agent
    "Uncle Bob?"
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BLTR8qYWJbQ
    Blackadder, how to say Bob. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    My own grandfather used to keep all sorts of hard sweetest in his
    Pockets, ending up dust or covered in hairs. Throwing them on the
    Floor watching us kids scramble for them.
    Many a happy hour we had watching his hairy pear drop ..... On the table. ;) :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    At least it was not on the Floor :))
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Living in a building site at the moment ! Either the council or the
    Roads Dept are digging up the whole street. With the plumbers
    Arriving to fit the new gas central heating. Drilling through the walls
    It feels like the whole house is vibrating. :)) at times you can't hear
    Yourself think ! :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    ACACIA_AVENUE wrote:
    Congratulations Pete {[]
    Having a grandchild will make you feel young again, trust me .......... I am now a big fan of Iggle Piggle :D
    BTW I think 'Uncle Buck' is better suited to you :))

    :)) :)) :))
    chrisisall wrote:
    "Uncle Bob?"

    It was the first uncle name that came to mind :))
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,618MI6 Agent
    As long as they don't call you Uncle Dick….. :)) :)) :)) :))
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    Im more the monkeys uncle :D
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,618MI6 Agent
    I thought that the plan was to change your name to 'Lucky'? :D
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 26,583Chief of Staff
    Congrats to your daughter, Pete -{

    Commiserations to yourself :))
    YNWA 97
  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    Higgins wrote:
    I thought that the plan was to change your name to 'Lucky'? :D

    Shhh, that was Lucy and only on a friday night :D
    Sir Miles wrote:
    Congrats to your daughter, Pete -{

    Commiserations to yourself :))

    Cheers Paul, you know it mate :D
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Congrats! Well at least you will have another generation to indoctrinate into all things Bond :D
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    Charmed & Dangerous wrote:
    Congrats! Well at least you will have another generation to indoctrinate into all things Bond :D

    Only if it is a boy, all of mine so far have been girls, I think I'm firing on one cylinder :D
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    Bloody Rain X-(
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • Lady RoseLady Rose London,UKPosts: 2,667MI6 Agent
    The M25 .... That is all X-(
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) From what I've heard, it's a lovely car park. ;)

    The police have arrested a man after receiving several complaints that he was riding a bicycle along the m25.
    The main complaint was that he was travelling five times as fast as everyone else. :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
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