Things I do / do NOT want in Bond 24

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  • Jedi MasterJedi Master UKPosts: 1,093MI6 Agent
    Very hard to tell.

    I like how "exposition" is considered a sign of bad writing, rather than, you know, a necessary part of every story ever told. This guy must be fun at parties:

    "Hey guys, check out this cheeky limerick:
    There once was a man from Australia..."
    "Stop wasting my time with exposition!!"

    JediM

    PS I Googled "naughty limericks" to find a good opening line and the following website came up, is this or is this not the worst collection of so called "limericks" you have ever seen?! (NB they are a bit rude!)
    http://home.earthlink.net/~kristenaa/naughty/lims1o.html
    Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and everyone dies.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Surely the all time best. Limerick is the one which starts "There was a young man from Nantucket..." I :))
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • Gala BrandGala Brand Posts: 1,172MI6 Agent
    Very hard to tell.

    I like how "exposition" is considered a sign of bad writing, rather than, you know, a necessary part of every story ever told. This guy must be fun at parties:

    "Hey guys, check out this cheeky limerick:
    There once was a man from Australia..."
    "Stop wasting my time with exposition!!"

    JediM

    PS I Googled "naughty limericks" to find a good opening line and the following website came up, is this or is this not the worst collection of so called "limericks" you have ever seen?! (NB they are a bit rude!)
    http://home.earthlink.net/~kristenaa/naughty/lims1o.html



    Exposition = Bushwah (that's not a good thing).

    http://movieline.com/2010/03/23/david-mamets-memo-to-the-writers-of-the-unit/
  • Jedi MasterJedi Master UKPosts: 1,093MI6 Agent
    Gala Brand wrote:

    Bad exposition = Bushwah of course, but without exposition you wouldn't understand what was going on in the "dramatic" scenes. It would be like walking into a movie just at the start of the third act and only watching the climactic battle or confrontation: if it's a showy movie it might be impressive to watch but you aren't going to find it dramatic because you haven't invested in the characters involved because they haven't been exposed to you.

    Exposition should be weaved into the narrative, you should "show" not "tell" the audience things, but this is still exposition, it's just exposition done well. Anyway, we seem to have gone a little off topic!?

    JediM
    Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and everyone dies.
  • Gala BrandGala Brand Posts: 1,172MI6 Agent
    Gala Brand wrote:

    Bad exposition = Bushwah of course, but without exposition you wouldn't understand what was going on in the "dramatic" scenes. It would be like walking into a movie just at the start of the third act and only watching the climactic battle or confrontation: if it's a showy movie it might be impressive to watch but you aren't going to find it dramatic because you haven't invested in the characters involved because they haven't been exposed to you.

    Exposition should be weaved into the narrative, you should "show" not "tell" the audience things, but this is still exposition, it's just exposition done well. Anyway, we seem to have gone a little off topic!?

    JediM


    There was a time when films were made and there was no sound at all. Somehow the audiences managed to become invested in the films of Charlie Chaplin, Buster Keaton, FW Murnau, etc.

    Film, it's a visual medium.
  • PeppermillPeppermill DelftPosts: 2,860MI6 Agent
    Watch Modern Times (for instance) and you will see that they use title cards a lot to convey dialogue.
    1. Ohmss 2. Frwl 3. Op 4. Tswlm 5. Tld 6. Ge 7. Yolt 8. Lald 9. Cr 10. Ltk 11. Dn 12. Gf 13. Qos 14. Mr 15. Tmwtgg 16. Fyeo 17. Twine 18. Sf 19. Tb 20 Tnd 21. Spectre 22 Daf 23. Avtak 24. Dad
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    As they pointed out in "The muppet movie " plot has to go somewhere. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    What I don't want to see in the next Bond or for that matter any film,
    is to sit there for the first 10 mins watching the credits of who did what
    I cant stand this :(
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) I love the Titles, and seeing who did what.
    ( you never know when it will win you a trivia quiz ) ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Jedi MasterJedi Master UKPosts: 1,093MI6 Agent
    Oh no come on the title sequence is an essential part of any Bond film! Plus it can add to your experience... I'm so used to Ralph Fiennes being a bad guy that as soon as I saw his name in the title sequence of SF I thought "Aha, I bet he's evil" ... and I waited most of the film for him to turn evil. I felt really stupid at the end but it made it kinda more fun!

    8-)
    Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and everyone dies.
  • DelicatessenInSteelDelicatessenInSteel Posts: 181MI6 Agent
    The other thing that would be awesome, is to dig up the drinking wine guy if he's still alive and have him react to some craziness or stunt that may go on.
    1.MoonRaker 2.OHMSS 3.LALD 4.OP 5.FYEO 6.DR. NO 7.YOLT 8.LTK 9.CR 10.AVTAK
  • 00-Shane00-Shane Posts: 124MI6 Agent
    I want to see Bond on his day off, eating breakfast, exercising, going to the tailor & barber etc. I want to see great conversation over great food & drink ala Casino Royale. I wish that scene of him running in Hyde (?) Park was kept in Skyfall...
  • 007007 ClassifiedPosts: 372MI6 Agent
    00-Shane wrote:
    I want to see Bond on his day off, eating breakfast, exercising, going to the tailor & barber etc. I want to see great conversation over great food & drink ala Casino Royale. I wish that scene of him running in Hyde (?) Park was kept in Skyfall...

    I second that. I'd also like to see him at his house/apartment.
    Things I hate:
    1. People who hate things.
    2. Irony.
    3. Lists.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I'd like to see Bond have a fight or chase sequence that doesn't involve a construction site or Diggers. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Jedi MasterJedi Master UKPosts: 1,093MI6 Agent
    I'd like to see Bond have a fight or chase sequence that doesn't involve a construction site or Diggers. :))

    I'd like to see Bond have a fight or chase sequence with only one central concept, rather every single one turning into a sprawling epic encompassing every possibly mode of transport and form of improvised weapon known to man!
    Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and everyone dies.
  • James SuzukiJames Suzuki New ZealandPosts: 2,406MI6 Agent
    I would like to see Bond Ballroom dancing with the Bond girl.
    The other thing that would be awesome, is to dig up the drinking wine guy if he's still alive and have him react to some craziness or stunt that may go on.
    That would be awesome, the guy who was in Spy who loved me, Moonraker and For your eyes only. He was part of the crew I think, Boom operator or something like that.
    “The scent and smoke and sweat of a casino are nauseating at three in the morning. "
    -Casino Royale, Ian Fleming
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,631Chief of Staff
    Sadly, Victor Tourjansky has passed away.
  • adztayloradztaylor Posts: 6MI6 Agent
    I'd like to see Bond return to North Korea.
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    007 wrote:
    00-Shane wrote:
    I want to see Bond on his day off, eating breakfast, exercising, going to the tailor & barber etc. I want to see great conversation over great food & drink ala Casino Royale. I wish that scene of him running in Hyde (?) Park was kept in Skyfall...

    I second that. I'd also like to see him at his house/apartment.

    me too ,id like to see more of his pad ,it would certainly give us other things to discuss
    other than what shirt ,what tie ,what jeans ect ect, we could talk about wall paper,
    carpets furniture,white goods ,TVs :)) new thread Hotpoint v Miele (ive got a miele myself) :p
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • Jedi MasterJedi Master UKPosts: 1,093MI6 Agent
    me too ,id like to see more of his pad ,it would certainly give us other things to discuss
    other than what shirt ,what tie ,what jeans ect ect, we could talk about wall paper,
    carpets furniture,white goods ,TVs :)) new thread Hotpoint v Miele (ive got a miele myself) :p

    That's probably one reason they don't want to show his home, they know that the set would receive the highest level of scrutiny known to man!
    Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and everyone dies.
  • jon_1ukjon_1uk Posts: 672MI6 Agent
    me too ,id like to see more of his pad ,it would certainly give us other things to discuss
    other than what shirt ,what tie ,what jeans ect ect, we could talk about wall paper,
    carpets furniture,white goods ,TVs :)) new thread Hotpoint v Miele (ive got a miele myself) :p

    That's probably one reason they don't want to show his home, they know that the set would receive the highest level of scrutiny known to man!

    yup.. i can imagine us lot tryng to replicate hi living room .....
    "some men are coming to kill us, we're going to kill them first"
  • PeppermillPeppermill DelftPosts: 2,860MI6 Agent
    I want to see a record setting (real) stunt.

    -Longest speedboat jump in a film in LALD
    -First "astro-spiral" on film in TMWTGG
    -Highest ski base jump on film in TSWLM
    -Highest bungee jump from a structure in a movie in GE
    -Most cannon rolls in a car in CR

    ETC. (Source: guinnessworldrecords.com)
    1. Ohmss 2. Frwl 3. Op 4. Tswlm 5. Tld 6. Ge 7. Yolt 8. Lald 9. Cr 10. Ltk 11. Dn 12. Gf 13. Qos 14. Mr 15. Tmwtgg 16. Fyeo 17. Twine 18. Sf 19. Tb 20 Tnd 21. Spectre 22 Daf 23. Avtak 24. Dad
  • DelicatessenInSteelDelicatessenInSteel Posts: 181MI6 Agent
    007 wrote:
    00-Shane wrote:
    I want to see Bond on his day off, eating breakfast, exercising, going to the tailor & barber etc. I want to see great conversation over great food & drink ala Casino Royale. I wish that scene of him running in Hyde (?) Park was kept in Skyfall...

    I second that. I'd also like to see him at his house/apartment.

    me too ,id like to see more of his pad ,it would certainly give us other things to discuss
    other than what shirt ,what tie ,what jeans ect ect, we could talk about wall paper,
    carpets furniture,white goods ,TVs :)) new thread Hotpoint v Miele (ive got a miele myself) :p

    They show some of his pad in Live & Let Die..at least the Living Room & The Kitchen.
    1.MoonRaker 2.OHMSS 3.LALD 4.OP 5.FYEO 6.DR. NO 7.YOLT 8.LTK 9.CR 10.AVTAK
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    They showed it in Dr No as well. ;) Might be nice to see what he's done to the place. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    They showed it in Dr No as well. ;) Might be nice to see what he's done to the place. :))

    I want to see his sock drawer! :D
    "Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley."
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    Oh my... :)) :)) :)) :)) :o
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • Mr MagnussonMr Magnusson Station S - SwedenPosts: 62MI6 Agent
    edited July 2013
    Give me some scenes with Felix Leiter (Jeffrey Wright) where he and Bond actually are appearing as friends and the atmosphere of Skyfall and i'm happy!
    One equal temper of heroic hearts, Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.
  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    Give me some scenes with Felix Leiter (Jeffrey Wright) where he and Bond actually are appearing as friends the atmosphere of Skyfall and i'm happy!

    I'm all for that!
    "Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley."
  • BIG TAMBIG TAM Wrexham, North Wales, UK.Posts: 773MI6 Agent
    I loved SKYFALL but agree with some it shouldn't necessarily be a template. Like OHMSS it should perhaps be a bit of a one-off. I do like the idea of Bond having at least two dimensions to his character, but don't want to see him riddled with angst & weeping into his cocktail at every turn. It's a difficult balance which at the moment feels just about right.

    I'd like a bit more of the old Ken Adam excess to creep in, but not too outlandish. I've always been more a fan of the chrome & black interiors of THUNDERBALL as opposed to the hollowed-out volcano of YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE. I think the '60s zeitgeist may be a good look to embrace. I'm also in favour of a plot that sees SPECTRE ousting QUANTUM as the new baddies with a neat introduction to Blofeld. But I think the notion of white cats & Nehru jackets should be laid to rest, though I've no problem with a cheeky in-joke at their expense.

    Again, outside influences may play a big part in how the next film turns out. The last three have obviously seen Broccoli & co studying the market, acknowledging the evergrowing superhero franchises & the likes of Jason Bourne. These are all emotionally damaged heroes who operate in a faux-realistic fantasy bubble. I read today Guy Ritchie's take on THE MAN FROM UNCLE is going ahead, as well as Matthew Vaughn's film of graphic novel, THE SECRET SERVICE. If these embrace a more fantastic approach to spying & prove successful - possibly leading to their own franchises - this may not be lost on the Bond people who might apply the opulence of old to the next film.
  • DelicatessenInSteelDelicatessenInSteel Posts: 181MI6 Agent
    BIG TAM wrote:

    I'd like a bit more of the old Ken Adam excess to creep in, but not too outlandish. I've always been more a fan of the chrome & black interiors of THUNDERBALL as opposed to the hollowed-out volcano of YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE. I think the '60s zeitgeist may be a good look to embrace. I'm also in favour of a plot that sees SPECTRE ousting QUANTUM as the new baddies with a neat introduction to Blofeld. But I think the notion of white cats & Nehru jackets should be laid to rest, though I've no problem with a cheeky in-joke at their expense.

    Again, outside influences may play a big part in how the next film turns out. The last three have obviously seen Broccoli & co studying the market, acknowledging the evergrowing superhero franchises & the likes of Jason Bourne. These are all emotionally damaged heroes who operate in a faux-realistic fantasy bubble. I read today Guy Ritchie's take on THE MAN FROM UNCLE is going ahead, as well as Matthew Vaughn's film of graphic novel, THE SECRET SERVICE. If these embrace a more fantastic approach to spying & prove successful - possibly leading to their own franchises - this may not be lost on the Bond people who might apply the opulence of old to the next film.

    I would love to see a splash of the classic Bond style also...mainly because Bond follows these trends that have been following Bond as a template. Bond movies are their own genre & they should completely embrace it. Bond created the one liner..hoping they return...and not in an embarrassed way.
    1.MoonRaker 2.OHMSS 3.LALD 4.OP 5.FYEO 6.DR. NO 7.YOLT 8.LTK 9.CR 10.AVTAK
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