Unlikely things to be said in a Bond Film ?

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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    " I've ordered you a steak piz gloria "

    " that's ok but I was looking forward to some fish fingers and chips "
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    I thought you slept in pajama bottoms Mr Bond
    I did but then I discovered onesies, this ones Shrek !
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    Your tree looks very vulgar Blofeld, sort of a meretricious and an unhappy new year.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,119MI6 Agent
    I'm sorry Bond, I know you're chasing the guy who blew up MI6, killed eight people, derailed an underground train, and shot up a public hearing trying to kill the current head of MI6, but... this is British soil mate, you can't operate here, only MI5 can do that...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    MI5 are Puss*es ! Laughs Bond. ;)

    ( Although Not really, they are a fine security service and do a wonderful job )
    In case they're dropping by, time to time. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,119MI6 Agent
    M: "Good news, 007, as of yesterday MI5 and MI6 are officially allowed to break the speed limit. The bad news is that they still want to talk with you about 92 previous offences".
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    " I hear the new head of MI6, is a lady "

    " Sorry No, he's just started cross dressing "
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    phone rings (its M )
    Bond Bond where are you ?
    good god woman, cant I have a crap in peace?
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    After that James you've made up my mind. I'm definitely a Lesbian ! You're crap in bed !
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • jimmyunderscorebondjimmyunderscorebond Posts: 16MI6 Agent
    "I know I'll never find anyone else like you...will you marry me?"
    "Oh grow up 007!"
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    phone rings (its M again)
    Bond, Bond, where are you,
    im down the Den watching Millwall
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ZorinIndustriesZorinIndustries United StatesPosts: 837MI6 Agent
    In the archives of GE

    Bond: Hell, there's never any body armor on 00 agent difficulty!

    Natalia: Wth?
    "Better luck next time... slugheads!"

    1. GoldenEye 2. Goldfinger 3. Skyfall 4. OHMSS 5. TWINE
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,109MI6 Agent
    "Madame Speaker, it is with great regret that I, the prime minister, must report to you and the ladies and gentlemen of the House, that earlier this morning a crack team from Scotland Yard raided a Chelsea address and arrested Commander James Bond, agent 007 of MI6, and have charged him with 214 cases of assault after complaints from women throughout the world that they had contracted gonorrhea from Bond after he insisted on having unprotected sex despite being aware of his medical condition..."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    I've made you a stew from my village, Mr Bond

    What's in it

    Well there's a school, a church and a shop ......... why do you ask ?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    OK, we'll be back, we'll be back with the dogs !

    Hear that James, they like us so much they're bringing their dogs. I hope they're puppies !
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    "Vesper, if you don't mind, I'd rather just cuddle. Some weirdo just went ape $hit on my 'nads."
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    I thought Saint Patrick's Day comes only once a year.
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    "Pespi, please. Two straws"
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    "he was found in the middle of the desert with two feathers by his body. Apparently he was tickled to death. You wouldn't know anything about this, would you?"
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    To be honest M, I just can't be arsed!
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    (knocks henchman into bathtub full of water, then tosses in a live electric lamp).

    Bond: "SCIENCE, BITCHES!!!!"
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    (Moneypenny to M)

    "Do you ever have that 'not-so-fresh' feeling?"
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    (Q to Bond)

    "All right, James, that's 20 rubber bands, a slingshot, 50 spitballs and a rubber chicken. And please, bring back the equipment in one piece this time"
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    M: "He's got the hard drive. And everyday his demands aren't met, he will upload a new remix of Madonna's song 'Die Another Day'"

    007: "Surely, you can't be serious?"

    M: "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    "James...um...that's my belly button. James...JAMES!!!"
  • Julius No M.D.Julius No M.D. Posts: 110MI6 Agent
    "Have you ever slept with a man before, Mr. Bond?"
  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,075MI6 Agent
    Mr Bond! Have you ever kissed a man?
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

    " I don't listen to hip hop!"
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    Maury Povich: "And we're back. James, Jinx, I have the results in this envelope. James,...... You ARE the father!!!"

    James Bond: (explitive bleeped)

    Jinx: "I knew it!! You son B****. Pay up, deadbeat!!"
  • stagstag Posts: 2,083MI6 Agent
    "No. Sorry sir but you'll have to send 008 instead."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    So it was you all the time, My Mother's half cousin's boyfriend's step sister's
    Adopted brother's girlfriend's Brother ! It all makes sense now.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
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