The Silencer & Black Garter

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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,356Chief of Staff
    Sounds as if a nice time was had by all, and you lived to try another day.
  • James SuzukiJames Suzuki New ZealandPosts: 2,406MI6 Agent
    Barbel wrote:
    Sounds as if a nice time was had by all, and you lived to try another day.
    :)) -{
    Something like that. As much as we endeavour to be the great man, Bond James Bond level is always out of our reach
    “The scent and smoke and sweat of a casino are nauseating at three in the morning. "
    -Casino Royale, Ian Fleming
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I think one of the greatest pleasures is when you meet someone new and you
    spend the first night together to watch the sun rise, even if all you've done is
    spent the night talking. :)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • James SuzukiJames Suzuki New ZealandPosts: 2,406MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    I think one of the greatest pleasures is when you meet someone new and you
    spend the first night together to watch the sun rise, even if all you've done is
    spent the night talking. :)
    Magic! -{
    “The scent and smoke and sweat of a casino are nauseating at three in the morning. "
    -Casino Royale, Ian Fleming
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,618MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    I think one of the greatest pleasures is when you meet someone new and you
    spend the first night together to watch the sun rise, even if all you've done is
    spent the night talking. :)

    I wasn't aware that our first meeting was so magical for you :D
    I remember that you have gotten totally p*ssed and annoyed everyone with your smartarse stories :D you've been also spending most of the night nearby the toilet bowl X-(
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,356Chief of Staff
    Sad news.... http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2016/01/20/rock-legend-animal-dies-aged-66/
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Although there is the old joke ...

    Q. what's the definition of a drummer ?
    A, a guy who hangs round with musicians.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,631MI6 Agent
    Barbel wrote:
    Sad news.... http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2016/01/20/rock-legend-animal-dies-aged-66/

    Gutted. I feel particularly sorry for the guy who posted the comment that he'd only just recently learned that Animal was his father. How awful.

    That's some great band they're building up there...although the fight between the drummers of Mott the Hoople and Muppet the Hoople could get nasty.
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,246MI6 Agent
    I always laughed at John Lennon's reply to the question: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world" He replied "He's not even the best drummer in The Beatles" :))
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Shocking news from the medical report on Animal. The x-rays show
    a mans hand inside him, leading police to believe. This may have been
    a prostate exame gone wrong ! :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,631MI6 Agent
    Muppet!
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,356Chief of Staff
    Well, Monday is Burns Night and I have to sing at no less than seven Burns-themed parties/events between now and Tuesday. I give it till Sunday before I'm fed up eating haggis (being Scottish I have a higher tolerance- anyone else would be fed up long before that). At Christmas it's the same, except that it's turkey.
    Occupational hazard, I suppose. Cue haggis jokes, Higgins!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Now don't be ...

    .... " A Wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie " ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,631MI6 Agent
    Barbel wrote:
    Well, Monday is Burns Night and I have to sing at no less than seven Burns-themed parties/events between now and Tuesday. I give it till Sunday before I'm fed up eating haggis (being Scottish I have a higher tolerance- anyone else would be fed up long before that). At Christmas it's the same, except that it's turkey.
    Occupational hazard, I suppose. Cue haggis jokes, Higgins!

    Does that qualify as getting 'Burn'ed?
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,618MI6 Agent
    image.jpg
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,631MI6 Agent
    Ah yes, I always forget about the "Great Wall of Haggis." Modeled after Hadrian's Wall, the Great Wall of China and the Maginot Line but far more lethal and infinitely more effective. Isn't it true that Rudolph Hess parachuted into Scotland looking to steal the recipe for Haggis to ensure victory?
  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,774MI6 Agent
    Barbel wrote:
    Sad news.... http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2016/01/20/rock-legend-animal-dies-aged-66/


    Sad new indeed, he did often complain that people had manipulated his career {[]
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    In many ways musicians are just puppets to the money men. :)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,804MI6 Agent
    The Domino Effect wrote:
    Ah yes, I always forget about the "Great Wall of Haggis." Modeled after Hadrian's Wall, the Great Wall of China and the Maginot Line but far more lethal and infinitely more effective. Isn't it true that Rudolph Hess parachuted into Scotland looking to steal the recipe for Haggis to ensure victory?

    Recent historical research show that the Germans invaded Norway because of the Smalahove
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,631MI6 Agent
    "Operation Smalahove" : Ian Fleming's unfinished Bond epic.
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,804MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,356Chief of Staff
    The Domino Effect wrote:

    Does that qualify as getting 'Burn'ed?

    In the first degree! :)
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Higgins wrote:
    image.jpg

    :)) :)) :))

    Just for Monday can we ask Barbel to change your avatar to Haggins?
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • LoeffelholzLoeffelholz The United States, With LovePosts: 8,990Quartermasters
    Oops ;% Just stopped in for a drink.
    Check out my Amazon author page! Mark Loeffelholz
    "I am not an entrant in the Shakespeare Stakes." - Ian Fleming
    "Screw 'em." - Daniel Craig, The Best James Bond EverTM
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,618MI6 Agent
    Charmed & Dangerous wrote:

    :)) :)) :))

    Just for Monday can we ask Barbel to change your avatar to Haggins?

    Granted, but only for monday and he should add an Umlaut - so Häggins :D
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Great bit of pun work on Milton Jones this evening ( 18:30 BBC radio 4)
    " I had a mate who prepared dead bodies for the army, yes he was a ...
    ..... Barrack Embalmer ! " :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,693MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    Great bit of pun work on Milton Jones this evening ( 18:30 BBC radio 4)
    " I had a mate who prepared dead bodies for the army, yes he was a ...
    ..... Barrack Embalmer ! " :))

    Yes, I always hear that on my car radio on my way home from work. :) -{
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I remember the days of driving home, listening to BBC radio 4.
    six o'clock news, the comedy show, and then The Archers. :D
    ( Depending on how far I had to drive obviously )
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,804MI6 Agent
    I feel like a Coke Zero, barkeep. You know: bubbly, but not classy. Unhealthy, but not really sweet.
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