Barbel - Snowy and Tiddles ) ) ) just purr-fect :v
1964. (Tokyo Airport, Arrivals.)
Official: Over here, please. Your name?
Blofeld: Dr Guntram Shatterhand.
Offical: Passport? (He examines the photograph.) This appears to be in order. And the lady?
Blofeld: My wife, Frau Emmy Shatterhand.
Official: Passport, please?
Bunt: Of course. (She passes over the passport.)
Official: Please, lower your veil so I can compare it to… Oh, please put it back. Please!
Blofeld: Our luggage is over there, save for this small hand valise.
(The valise wriggles slightly.)
Official: Purpose of visit?
Blofeld: I am a horticulturalist and botanist specialising in sub-tropical species. I am prepared to spend no less that £1m on establishing an exotic garden or park which I will stock with a priceless collection of rare plants and shrubs from all over the world, at my own expense. I have permission from the Ministry of Agriculture- see, here.
Official: (Impressed.) A wonderful offer.
(The valise wriggles again. Bunt gives it a kick.)
Blofeld: As you can see, I have a ten-year residence permit.
Official: A very rare privilege.
Blofeld: Will that be all?
Official: Of course, Dr Shatterhand.
(Blofeld and Bunt walk off into Japan. From the valise can be heard a very faint “Meow”.)
(Before anyone comments- yes, I know.)
(The now standard disclaimer- yes I do know that "Four Yorkshiremen" pre-dates the formation of Python proper.)