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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    The full Job? :v
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    AOS, I love to chew on a Brazilian. ;) :))

    :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) only you TP only you,
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • GrindelwaldGrindelwald Posts: 1,336MI6 Agent
    Dallas RIP......viewers fled season 3 , I guess the scripts were not as good as they could've been :(

    How can they call it a Brazilian restaurant when they don't have piranhas on the menu :p
  • GrindelwaldGrindelwald Posts: 1,336MI6 Agent
    I want some Charlie Sheen dentist jokes :)) :p
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Charlie went to his Dentist, his dentist looks at him and says
    " You got lucky last night !"
    " can you tell from my smile ?" asked Charlie
    " No, by the hairs, still in your teeth !". :))
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  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,111MI6 Agent
    Only just realised, it's James Bond day today. 52 years since Dr No was released. -{
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

    " I don't listen to hip hop!"
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Heres to another 52 Years -{
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    {[] Bond and Beyond ..... -{
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Thought this was an interesting fact on QI last night.
    All dogs do a Roger Moore impression !
    Apparently, if your dog is happy to see you he'll raise his left eyebrow :))
    ( might need a high speed camera to see it though ) :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,835MI6 Agent
    edited October 2014
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    Thought this was an interesting fact on QI last night.
    All dogs do a Roger Moore impression !
    Apparently, if your dog is happy to see you he'll raise his left eyebrow :))
    ( might need a high speed camera to see it though ) :D

    I'll have to scrutinise my brother's dog more carefully next time I see it then! :))
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Sadly SM, seemingly they only do it for one person, usually their owner. ;)
    and right ear forward on meeting a stranger. :)) they're complicated little
    Beasts.
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  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,835MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    Sadly SM, seemingly they only do it for one person, usually their owner. ;)
    and right ear forward on meeting a stranger. :)) they're complicated little
    Beasts.

    Ah, yes. I'll stick to my cats. They are mainly either right-pawed or left-pawed depending on their sex. That's true. :) -{
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,734Chief of Staff
    Right idea, Mr Bond.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I used to dislike cats, until my youngest daughter got one!. They are
    Fascinating creatures, I used to sit and watch him hunting in the back
    Garden. Stalking a mouse, it was just like watch a wildlife documentary. :))
    Unlike their bad press, They do show affection to you, even leaving the
    Odd present at the back door. ( I always knew by my wife's screams ! :)) ).
    I think I basically think I love all animals, although as in the discussion on
    Dr No I still get creeped out by centipedes. :#
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  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    Dogs have Masters
    Cats have personnel

    {[]
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) I used to believe that ........ Right up till the point
    My daughter trained our cat ( Oscar) to come when called, to sit
    And even roll over. :))
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Moore presented an Episode of HIGNFY -{
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    -{ indeed he did, and very funny as always. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    :)) I used to believe that ........ Right up till the point
    My daughter trained our cat ( Oscar) to come when called, to sit
    And even roll over. :))

    I believe that my statement will not be refuted by one single cat :))

    Particularly not by a single stupid and poor cat that lives in the madness called TPs household :)) :)) :))
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    We are like the Doolittle's :)) and I, rather like Eddie Murphy is loved By one and All. :))
    I think I have an affinity for animals, I'm on their level. ;)
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  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    I watched the MAN UTD V Everton game last night , and I noticed that one of the Man U players, was called BLIND,
    He had his name (as they all do) on the back of his shirt . As soon as I saw that I just laughed and laughed ,im sorry but it just hit a funny bone :))
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    He should have become a referee :))

    " Ref are you Blind ?" .......................... " Yes I am !" :))
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  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    He should have become a referee :))

    " Ref are you Blind ?" .......................... " Yes I am !" :))

    it was thinking of things like that ,that made me laugh,

    Man utd board of directors to Louis Van Gaal,

    Look Van Gaal ,the team is sinking lower and lower into the table ,what are you doing about it ?

    "ive bought a new defender ,hes Blind
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :)) yes, blind defender. {[] they just need another called
    Something like, Tosser or Wayne Kerr. :))
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  • GrindelwaldGrindelwald Posts: 1,336MI6 Agent
    Crude Sheen joke but then again I did ask for it ;)

    Sheen : Winning !

    judge : No , mr Sheen it seems you'll be LOSING this time :v

    :))
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Less crude, maybe ? ;)

    Q: How much coke did Charlie Sheen take last January?
    A: Enough to kill Two and a Half Men

    Q: What's the title for the new sitcom starring Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan?
    A: "Two and a Half Grams"

    :)) I thought they were funny anyway. :p
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  • GrindelwaldGrindelwald Posts: 1,336MI6 Agent
    Twin Peaks back.......huh , I thought Anna Nicole died many yrs ago :v
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    This might be a bit off the wall but I was thinking to day of how
    Some of my comedy heroes', pushed the boundaries of technology
    For their day. Many like Benny Hill and Stanley Baxter used split screen
    Techniques, so they could play many characters and interact with each other.
    The late great Kenney Everett who used to used old tape machines for radio
    Shows to play many characters, which he then successfully transfered to
    Television. Using visual tricks to interact with himself.
    So I got to thinking with the technology today I'm supried no one is using it
    For multiple characters, of putting themselves into old films or TV shows ?
    Perhaps some comedian is doing it or something similar and I haven't noticed !
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,638MI6 Agent
    I suppose you could say that Forrest Gump did that a bit. I also seem to recall that there was an advert - Chanel perhaps - that used old black and white clips and merged them with modern people...Charlize Theron and Marilyn Monroe come to mind, but I could be completely wrong.

    But yes, you're right. It is surprising that it hasn't been done more often. Perhaps the estates/studios of the originals want too much money.
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