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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,734Chief of Staff
    Don't push it in- screw it in!

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  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    I thought you said we would be playing the strict rules of golf. But I'll give you...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,734Chief of Staff
    ...one chance. Where can I find...

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  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... a praying mantis eat her husband after making love?
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • Andi1996Andi1996 ZürichPosts: 50MI6 Agent
    https://youtu.be/fopmJTgJgYk
    "It's always a pleasure to welcome someone with a mutual interest."
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    I didn’t realise it was public knowledge.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,734Chief of Staff
    Now the talk of the City and the Bourse.
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    Ze story vil be on ze news in an huah.
    a reasonable rate of return
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,734Chief of Staff
    Your accent... Georgian?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Close Liverpool.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    edited December 2017
    A place where there is no mercy?
    a reasonable rate of return
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,734Chief of Staff
    An island- nothing to boast of, you could walk around it in an hour, but still it was, it was a paradise.
  • Andi1996Andi1996 ZürichPosts: 50MI6 Agent
    What do you know about this island?
    "It's always a pleasure to welcome someone with a mutual interest."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I know it when I see it.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    All right, so I stay on this island and then one night I swim across to the wall. How do I...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,734Chief of Staff
    ...learn to do the things you do?


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  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    I've got a good man to act as your factotum. A Cayman Islander called Quarrel. Best swimmer and fisherman in the Caribbean. Terribly keen. Nice chap. And I've...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,734Chief of Staff
    ...got the keys, and I've got the....
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    ...pistachios.
    a reasonable rate of return
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,734Chief of Staff
    ...best beluga, vodka - rather shaken -and one microchip.

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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    A silicon integrated circuit. The essential part of all .........
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    ...conflict diamonds since the UN embargo.
    a reasonable rate of return
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,734Chief of Staff
    How much is there?
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    It just happens that there aren't such things, Sir.
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,734Chief of Staff
    How do you know there aren't? What do you know about animals? Did you ever see a mongoose dance? A scorpion with sunstroke sting itself to death? Or a praying mantis eat her husband after making love?

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  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Well somebody usually dies.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,734Chief of Staff
    Yeah, not dead enough for me.

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    (So tempted to use a pic of Christopher Lee, plenty of choices! :)) )
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Don't "count" on that !
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    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,734Chief of Staff
    You are better than a computer!

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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Try not to think about it now. I'm meeting a man tonight
    at the casino who may give us a ...........
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
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