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Whatever. Should we have a drink together? I'll have something more potent than usual and order a regular Coca Cola  ajb007/biggrin  ajb007/martini

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Steady now, we don't want you
Going off on a sugar rush  ajb007/tongue

“God has given you one face, and you make yourself another"

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Yes, I'm virtually taking a risk!

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Number24 wrote:

Whatever. Should we have a drink together? I'll have something more potent than usual and order a regular Coca Cola  ajb007/biggrin  ajb007/martini

What in blue bloddy Bajoran Hell?!
(TB2 pops up behind the bar, pointing a Drax Taser at 'No 24')
Red Alert! Security Level 2 Bravo!

(The lights turn Red. axklaxon goes off. The A.R.S.E. scans the room, abd various
weaoons pop out fron behind paintings, floor panels the airlock seals, C.H.E.E.K.S.
announces
'Emergency containment protocals...    activated.
Emergency safety protocals...    activated.
Emergency security protocals...  activated.
Emergency lock down protocals...  activated.
Emergency swimming pool drain...  activated.

SMS to Thunderpussy, Barbel Thunderbird 2  and Sir Miles...    Confirmed
The SABS now at condition Red...      Confirmed.
The doors click locked.

TV2 still looking furious keeps the Taser steady.)

Alright You! Who the Hell are You and where is the REAL No 24?!

This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?

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I am .... him. I just thought I could allow myself someting extra potent since TP is back and everything. You know, sort of like when Isplurge on a piece of cake or two at Christmas.
It's me ... smalahove, chainsaw, down with Trump, Bond must be tall, Norway! Norway! Norway!

Who else on this forum would post these two unrelated photos?

http://1.vgc.no/drpublish/images/article/2014/09/04/23288777/1/990/konfirmasjon3.jpg

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/20/56/a7/2056a70aa08592747a9a7a3d79aa0c50.jpg

Last edited by Number24 (8th Sep 2020 21:18)

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Well, they both shoe some magnificent Peaks !  ajb007/embarrassed

“God has given you one face, and you make yourself another"

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Thunderpussy wrote:

Well, they both shoe some magnificent Peaks !  ajb007/embarrassed

And that's without a doubt TP  ajb007/biggrin

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When one is in Norway, one should delve deeply into its treasures. ajb007/martini

“God has given you one face, and you make yourself another"

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Actually the second lady is from America, the beautiful.

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I'd pledge allegiance  ajb007/wink

“God has given you one face, and you make yourself another"

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I'd like to see her by dawn's early light. ajb007/biggrin

"How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."

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Thunderbird 2 wrote:
Number24 wrote:

Whatever. Should we have a drink together? I'll have something more potent than usual and order a regular Coca Cola  ajb007/biggrin  ajb007/martini

What in blue bloddy Bajoran Hell?!
(TB2 pops up behind the bar, pointing a Drax Taser at 'No 24')
Red Alert! Security Level 2 Bravo!

(The lights turn Red. axklaxon goes off. The A.R.S.E. scans the room, abd various
weaoons pop out fron behind paintings, floor panels the airlock seals, C.H.E.E.K.S.
announces
'Emergency containment protocals...    activated.
Emergency safety protocals...    activated.
Emergency security protocals...  activated.
Emergency lock down protocals...  activated.
Emergency swimming pool drain...  activated.

SMS to Thunderpussy, Barbel Thunderbird 2  and Sir Miles...    Confirmed
The SABS now at condition Red...      Confirmed.
The doors click locked.

TV2 still looking furious keeps the Taser steady.)

Alright You! Who the Hell are You and where is the REAL No 24?!

Bajorans! I'm up to season two of star trek deep space nine so I got that reference

“The scent and smoke and sweat of a casino are nauseating at three in the morning. "
-Casino Royale, Ian Fleming

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Me too! Now I know the Kardashians are a cruel and cold-hearted race

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/11/16/22/3A74131D00000578-3943586-image-a-124_1479334256300.jpg

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C.H.E.E.K.S. scan No 24. DNA processing?

(C.H.E.E.K.S cylon eye scans 24 from the top of his head to his feet.
24 giggles uncontrolably through the processz as though being tickled.

'Scan complete. DPA compositional profile match, 100%.
No 24 is within the Pub.')

Oh bloddy hell. Status Green!

(The pub reverts to normal. Holly, who was in guard dog mode, shakes her tail
to defloof it. With mixed results.)

24 don't scare Me like that again!  Cokes all round.

This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?

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As for those cruel, scaly inhumane creatures, I will have nothing
to do with them!

That goes for the Cardassians too.

This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?

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The Kardashians are going
Off air, we must get to the
Perfectly  formed bottom
Of this  ajb007/wink

“God has given you one face, and you make yourself another"

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Really?  I'll break out the bubbly!

One less piece of dross on the box.

This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?

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(TB2 is sitting at his end of the bar, but instead of working on his laptop,
he is slumped, chin on his arms, staring at a model of Moonraker 5.
The black velvet curtains are around the painting of Thane castle.
As Holly nuzzles against him, big wet tears roll down TB2’s face.
He absentmindedly starts rubbing Holly’s ears.)

Best Bond Baddie Of the lot. No question.  Rest In Peace Monsieur Lonsdale.
Thank You for giving Me an inspiring character to want to play besides Bond and Q.
You exceeded Mr Flemings writing of the character and will be missed.

May your creative spirit really get to explore the stars as You see fit.   ajb007/martini

Last edited by Thunderbird 2 (22nd Sep 2020 10:46)

This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?

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Agreed TB2 Drax was a great villain, with M Lonsdale able to be charming
quoting Oscar Wilde while being totally evil " Under " the façade

Recently watching an old Avengers on Britbox, in the episode
Too Many Christmas Trees season 4 episode 13  Mrs Peel
asks who a Christmas card was from , Steed replies .........
"Oh, Cathy, Miss Gale.. um I wonder what she's doing in Fort Knoxx ?

“God has given you one face, and you make yourself another"

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As a bonus for the Pub, we're adding a book corner with this story portraying our Hero and
friends in the guise of Holmes and Watson .....   Chapter 1



Dear reader, it is with a heavy heart and a most fervent sense of melancholy that I must write of our latest adventure which I have labelled "The Strange Affair of the Bovine Benefactor". It was on a rainy morning in the year 1889 when Bond and I were introduced dramatically to this strange case. It began as always with we both engaged in some manly amusement, Bond sitting in his favourite chair and I standing akimbo in front.......

James: I see you've removed the tip.
Felix: Yes, it's the new style, now just pop it in your mouth.
James: Felix, it's longer than I remember.
Felix: Roll the shaft between your fingers.
James: It's quite hard!
Felix: Look, just try it give it a good suck.
James: Oh, Felix this is lovely .....I never thought it could be like this.....
Felix: See, I told you you'd like it ….these new Cuban cigars are really good!
James: Absolutely Monte Cristo Bs for me from now on, I shan't need my pipe any more!!
(I then crossed to sit at the desk and read the daily paper.)
James: Good Lord, Felix, I'm bored,  I've had nothing to stimulate me for ages!
Felix:  You did imbibe that 7% solution last weekend...
James: That I don't remember- did I do anything odd?
Felix:  You were off your face- you ran naked across to the grocers shouting "How's this for a special offer!"
James: Oh no!
Felix: Then you goosed Queen Victoria and the Queen of Sweden singing  “I'm only a cockney sparrow with a broken wing” before falling out a window.
James: Good God, no!
Felix: Luckily you landed on passing London serial killer "Paul the Poker" and everyone thought it was part of a grand deception to catch him, so your reputation as the second greatest living detective after........
James: Yes, I know- HOLMES!!!!.......  bloody Eamonn Holmes….
Felix: ......is still intact.
(Bond then took out a violin, as at times like this it helped him think. One pull of the bow across the strings then Bond smashed it in the fire place as I returned to the paper, looking at the multitude of stories from across London.  There was a knock on the door and Mrs May our faithful Scottish housekeeper entered.)
May: Another one bites the dust, Mister James.
James: Sorry?
May: I said another one bites the dust.
James: No, didn't catch any of that..... Is that Welsh, Irish or Norwegian?
May: It's Scottish, ya big soft floosy bag of wind!
James: I got bag .....eh?
Felix: May has brought us our breakfast James, look kippers and  (Removing a silver cover.)…. some Thai curry?
May: It's called “fusion”, all the house keepers are doing it.
James: Fine, just put it on the desk there. Quick, Felix, remove your papers.
(May moved to the desk.)
May: Lord a mighty- look at that! (May pointed at a headline.)
Felix: Yes it's terrible- the new music hall sensation, the Empires Got Talent impresario Lord Simon Cowell, is wearing his trousers even higher.
May: Nay! Yon picture of yon man.
Felix: (Snatching at the paper.) This man .... Sir Miles Messervvey or Messervery or Meseressery ...they can't quite seem to get it right.  What about him?
May: It says he's been murdered!
James: What's she going on about now?
May: You're going the right way for a Glasgow kiss!
Felix: May says she knows this murder victim.
James: How? He's a knight of the realm while she is just a lowly servant, a nobody.
May: That's it, you stuck up sassenach ...my boot’s gonna connect with your ars.........
Felix: (Soothingly.)How do you know him, Mrs May?
May: Because he called to see you last night, said he'd discovered something shocking, something horrible, something earth-shattering!!!!
Felix: What was it?
May: I don't know he didn't say, and I had a boil wash on so wasn't really listening, sort of tuned him out, like when Mr James is talking about one of his cases, or his interests. Well, basically whenever Mr James is talking, really.
Felix: This is most interesting, James.
James: Indeed. The game’s afoot, Felix.
(Just then the front doorbell rang-  were we about to let good or evil enter our dwelling?) ........

“God has given you one face, and you make yourself another"

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ajb007/biggrin  ajb007/biggrin  ajb007/biggrin

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ajb007/lol  ajb007/lol  ajb007/lol  Looks like a rival to Mr William Shakespeare's fine adventures!

"How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."

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It's very nice with some litterature. teh quiet is nice, especially now that my older sister is visiting. My sister is the type who never says 50 words when 5000 will suffice  ajb007/crap

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(TB2 is looking over a pile of books, working them into the extended bookshelves.
Its almost as though someone has raided M's office and Q's workshop
for all their literature. Holly is looking at some of the spines, reading the labels.
Freddie has cautiously come out from under the sideboard, but dust on some of the books makes him periodically
sneeze.)

Book corner he says....  set up a new book case...   sort out each volume,...   alphabetical order. 
Won;t take a couple of minutes!....      (Freddie Sneezes) Bless!!
I mean its not as if I don't have enough to do around here already!  I... Holly what is that?

(Holly has been nosing through a book very carefully. She closes the cover with one paw, and looks at TB2 enquiringly. 
We can see now the tile is "Electronics and Gadgets for Cats.") 

Oh alright, but don't go getting any ambitious ideas, redoing the fuse box or the like!  (Freddie Sneezes again)  Bless!!

This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?

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(walks in and looks at the books and bookshelves)

-This is starting to look like a gentleman's club - minus the gentlemen  ajb007/biggrin