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  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,631MI6 Agent
    As it occurs to me that this post will be my 2,500th on AJB, I wondered if someone might be able to point me in the direction of a reputable boutique where I can acquire a life. 8-)
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    As it occurs to me that this post will be my 2,500th on AJB, I wondered if someone might be able to point me in the direction of a reputable boutique where I can acquire a life. 8-)
    :)) :)) :))
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,631MI6 Agent
    stag wrote:
    Number24 wrote:
    There are no UFO's. It's a silly superstition, unlike Christianity that's completely sensible and scientific! :D

    I have never spoken about the following to anyone.

    In about 1977 I was a young Police Constable. I was out on patrol with another PC in a panda car. It was a glorious summers afternoon approximately 1600hrs (we were on the 'afters' shift 2 while 10) with a cloudless blue sky. We had parked up opposite a cemetery & had both stepped out of the vehicle to take advantage of the weather.

    Now I'm an aircraft enthusiast & at that stage knew more or less all the different types of military aeroplanes then in service with the RAF, NATO & the WARPAC.

    My colleague & I spotted a most unusual sight in the sky. A pair of RAF Jaguars were flying line abreast in pursuit of an object the like of which I had never seen. The aircraft were low enough to enable me to immediately identify them & were travelling at approximately 200mph. They were following this object. It was black, wedge shaped, with no wings/windows etc. I estimate it to have been about thirty to forty feet in length (I was using the Jaguars for scale). We just stood & watched when a Phantom fighter streaked in, in between & slightly above the Jaguars, when it had passed it dropped to the same altitude & closed on the object. As it got to about 500 yards the object suddenly accelerated, defying all laws of physics it went from about 250mph to several thousand in a split second. After it had put distance between it & the Phantom it slowed just as fast as it accelerated to then maintain the space between itself & the pursuing aircraft. We watched as disappeared over the horizon.

    If that wasn't a UFO - unidentified flying object - I don't know what is! Even though I could not identify it as any aircraft I had ever seen or read about I would have written it off as some sort of test flight until I saw the thing accelerate/decelerate. think a high velocity bullet being fired then decelerating equally as fast & you get an idea of what I'm speaking about.

    Fascinating story. There have been all sorts of developmental and stealth aircraft tested over the years with technology that is likely still secret, however, they usually do their test flying in largely uninhabited areas or at night so that nosy people don't see them. It's not impossible that this was some sort of test aircraft (the black wedge shape and lack of windows is generically similar to something like the F-117 which reportedly made its first flight in 1981 but it - or elements of it - could conceivably have been flying four years earlier), but it is peculiar that they'd be flying something like that over England and during daylight...and that's without getting into the speed and acceleration issues you describe.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I too have seen the odd thing in the sky, but being of average intelligence
    and not a red neck Hillbilly. I just assume, it's a plane at an odd angle, a planet
    in daylight. That sort of thing, I don't immediately ring up the local papers with
    stories of UFOs.......... although next time I might, it could get me on Jeremy Kyle :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    It's amazing how many people of high standing and responsibility have seen things and come forward with their stories. There's no smoke without fire :)
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I simply play the percentages if 95% of all odd sightings can e explained, then like
    Spock, logic dictates last 5% must also have a reasonable ( if unknown) explanation. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    stag wrote:
    Chriscoop wrote:
    It's amazing how many people of high standing and responsibility have seen things and come forward with their stories. There's no smoke without fire :)

    I guess two police officers could be considered reliable witnesses.
    You would hope so! Well back then anyhow!
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,631MI6 Agent
    ...and I can't imagine they would have been test flying stealth technology at 4 o'clock in the afternoon in the middle of England. You also wonder why the Phantom was there as if it had been a test flight of some sort a couple of Jaguars would have been good enough as chase planes. The Phantom is a fair bit faster than a Jaguar and carried more armaments too. Perhaps it also carried cameras. Hmmm...wonder what lurks in hidden government files.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I guess I'm too much of an old cynic. :) ( I don't believe in anything)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,631MI6 Agent
    It's not that I believe in UFOs, sasquatches and yetis per se, more that I try and keep an open mind. While it's a stretch to think there is a species of 7-foot tall hairy beasts* that has gone undiscovered (scientifically) in parts of the US, Canada etc etc, we have had completely new species of antelopes the size of large dogs discovered in the jungles of Vietnam and elsewhere in recent years, so....








    (*not a subliminal reference to Mr Trumpf)
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    In my teenage years, under our wonderful Queen ..... Victoria ;) I was very much into UFOs,
    Ghosts, paranormal activity etc. Then I began to read a few books by sceptics, and began to
    Feel cheated, so many mysteries seemed, when properly analysed, quite mundane.
    I also got In to magic big time, and began to read up on mind reading, cold reading
    Techniques, how Victorian séances were Faked, how modern technology can be used to
    Perform almost God like miracles.
    So now having learned these many techniques, and how easy it is to fool even scientists, I
    Now work on the assumption that I'm being fooled, I may not know how.... but I don't believe
    In any thing, everthing can be faked, bluffed or misunderstood.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,631MI6 Agent
    In my teenage years, under our wonderful Queen ..... Victoria ;) I was very much into UFOs,
    Ghosts, paranormal activity etc. Then I began to read a few books by sceptics, and began to
    Feel cheated, so many mysteries seemed, when properly analysed, quite mundane.
    I also got In to magic big time, and began to read up on mind reading, cold reading
    Techniques, how Victorian séances were Faked, how modern technology can be used to
    Perform almost God like miracles.
    So now having learned these many techniques, and how easy it is to fool even scientists, I
    Now work on the assumption that I'm being fooled, I may not know how.... but I don't believe
    In any thing, everthing can be faked, bluffed or misunderstood.


    No, don't be like that! Next you'll be telling me that that wasn't Sean Connery's real hair in DAF!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    That was all his real hair ........ he'd been collecting it for years ! :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • GrindelwaldGrindelwald Posts: 1,296MI6 Agent
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    These items were stolen by French postal worker , as well as WWF rolled mini posters (Elizabeth , Blassie , Mean Gene , Heenan etc) & Bravestarr horizontal poster (4 piece set)
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,811MI6 Agent
    stag wrote:
    stag wrote:

    I have never spoken about the following to anyone.

    In about 1977 I was a young Police Constable. I was out on patrol with another PC in a panda car. It was a glorious summers afternoon approximately 1600hrs (we were on the 'afters' shift 2 while 10) with a cloudless blue sky. We had parked up opposite a cemetery & had both stepped out of the vehicle to take advantage of the weather.

    Now I'm an aircraft enthusiast & at that stage knew more or less all the different types of military aeroplanes then in service with the RAF, NATO & the WARPAC.

    My colleague & I spotted a most unusual sight in the sky. A pair of RAF Jaguars were flying line abreast in pursuit of an object the like of which I had never seen. The aircraft were low enough to enable me to immediately identify them & were travelling at approximately 200mph. They were following this object. It was black, wedge shaped, with no wings/windows etc. I estimate it to have been about thirty to forty feet in length (I was using the Jaguars for scale). We just stood & watched when a Phantom fighter streaked in, in between & slightly above the Jaguars, when it had passed it dropped to the same altitude & closed on the object. As it got to about 500 yards the object suddenly accelerated, defying all laws of physics it went from about 250mph to several thousand in a split second. After it had put distance between it & the Phantom it slowed just as fast as it accelerated to then maintain the space between itself & the pursuing aircraft. We watched as disappeared over the horizon.

    If that wasn't a UFO - unidentified flying object - I don't know what is! Even though I could not identify it as any aircraft I had ever seen or read about I would have written it off as some sort of test flight until I saw the thing accelerate/decelerate. think a high velocity bullet being fired then decelerating equally as fast & you get an idea of what I'm speaking about.

    Fascinating story. There have been all sorts of developmental and stealth aircraft tested over the years with technology that is likely still secret, however, they usually do their test flying in largely uninhabited areas or at night so that nosy people don't see them. It's not impossible that this was some sort of test aircraft (the black wedge shape and lack of windows is generically similar to something like the F-117 which reportedly made its first flight in 1981 but it - or elements of it - could conceivably have been flying four years earlier), but it is peculiar that they'd be flying something like that over England and during daylight...and that's without getting into the speed and acceleration issues you describe.

    I went through all the possibilities myself at the time including the test flight theory. It was simply the fact that when closed on by a Phantom fighter the thing just accelerated away with phenomenal speed - really it became just a blur - as an estimation I'd guess that it went from about 250mph to over 2000mph in a quarter of a second but the decelerated just as quickly to travel at 250mph again when it had distanced itself from the Phantom. There was no sonic boom or anything though. It was an incredible sight.
    When the stealth fighter first came to public attention I thought it may have been one of those (or some prototype derivative) but I could never explain the physics defying nature of the way it sped away then slowed down.


    Well, what you saw was by definition an UFO (for you at least). To post perfectly honestly about UFO's: I think the exsistance of UFOs (as in aircraft from other planets) is not impossible.
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,618MI6 Agent
    edited June 2016
    Hope that our resident musicman enjoys this:

    Angela Merkel took her jet to Zurich yesterday to participate the tunnel opening.
    There you see the most powerful woman on the planet vs. the power of Rock'n Roll :D

    image.jpg
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,379Chief of Staff
    :D Says it all, really!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Then a Hand glider lands with David Cameron ! :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,618MI6 Agent
    It has not been confirmed that the wing tip (winglet) from the IM jet was shaped like that as a greeting from the Brexit supporters :D
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,618MI6 Agent
    Anoher interesting pic that I've found.

    So, what is that?


    image.jpg
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,631MI6 Agent
    "The people of Delhi were today urged by their city council to do anything possible to watch live on television the unveiling of Higgins' latest pair of trainers."
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,618MI6 Agent
    Close, but no trainers :D
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,631MI6 Agent
    World Cup Final?
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,618MI6 Agent
    No, exam day at an indian schoolclass and parents climbing the building for "helping" their kids thru the tests :D
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,631MI6 Agent
    Wow. Wouldn't have guessed that one if I'd had dozens of guesses. Great photo Higgysingh.
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,618MI6 Agent
    Don't you.... X-(
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    just wondered ,as I have been reading FRWL ,if any of our esteemed Northern Ireland agents ,had visited AUGHNACLOY (I think that's how its spelt) birth place of red Grant ,just for the crack of it , 8-)
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,262MI6 Agent
    stag wrote:
    Number24 wrote:
    There are no UFO's. It's a silly superstition, unlike Christianity that's completely sensible and scientific! :D

    I have never spoken about the following to anyone.

    In about 1977 I was a young Police Constable. I was out on patrol with another PC in a panda car. It was a glorious summers afternoon approximately 1600hrs (we were on the 'afters' shift 2 while 10) with a cloudless blue sky. We had parked up opposite a cemetery & had both stepped out of the vehicle to take advantage of the weather.

    Now I'm an aircraft enthusiast & at that stage knew more or less all the different types of military aeroplanes then in service with the RAF, NATO & the WARPAC.

    My colleague & I spotted a most unusual sight in the sky. A pair of RAF Jaguars were flying line abreast in pursuit of an object the like of which I had never seen. The aircraft were low enough to enable me to immediately identify them & were travelling at approximately 200mph. They were following this object. It was black, wedge shaped, with no wings/windows etc. I estimate it to have been about thirty to forty feet in length (I was using the Jaguars for scale). We just stood & watched when a Phantom fighter streaked in, in between & slightly above the Jaguars, when it had passed it dropped to the same altitude & closed on the object. As it got to about 500 yards the object suddenly accelerated, defying all laws of physics it went from about 250mph to several thousand in a split second. After it had put distance between it & the Phantom it slowed just as fast as it accelerated to then maintain the space between itself & the pursuing aircraft. We watched as disappeared over the horizon.

    If that wasn't a UFO - unidentified flying object - I don't know what is! Even though I could not identify it as any aircraft I had ever seen or read about I would have written it off as some sort of test flight until I saw the thing accelerate/decelerate. think a high velocity bullet being fired then decelerating equally as fast & you get an idea of what I'm speaking about.

    Fascinating stuff, Stag. My experience of UFO's was about 1980 when me and my mate were giving two girls we had met at a casino a lift back to one of their gaffs. We were driving through Epping Forest in the early hours of the morning when we became aware of a white light quite high up in the sky that seemed to be following us...this happened for a couple of miles then the light suddenly swooped down behind the car to a height of about 500 feet - I could see it quite plainly through the back window it was a solid light in the classic disc shape - it then suddenly shot off up into the sky at a phenomenal speed and disappeared into the distance. To this day we have no idea what it was and we were the only vehicles on the road at that time.
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Discovered this little factoid today, which will cause many arguments during a pub quiz.
    Mt Everest is Not the talest Mountain on earth ( it is above sea level ) but if measured
    Base to summit, then the winner is Mt Kea in Hawaii. :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,693MI6 Agent
    Discovered this little factoid today, which will cause many arguments during a pub quiz.
    Mt Everest is Not the talest Mountain on earth ( it is above sea level ) but if measured
    Base to summit, then the winner is Mt Kea in Hawaii. :D

    TP, you are certainly a mine of useful information. :) -{
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
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