) ) )
We were looking rid of the pigs head, after finding out it used to belong
to David Cameron.
In the Film Sphincter, in the end, does Bond get to the Bottom
of things. Either way I'm sure he makes a good Fist of it.
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
Thunderbird 2East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,780MI6 Agent
I recommend putting the painting of the Vauxhaul Building over the fireplace, and put the Sphincter next to the A.R.S.E.
That way I can turn the other cheek.
This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
So subtle that it took me a while to spot Pussy Galore in that poster.
Thunderbird 2East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,780MI6 Agent
Now that would have been a cat-tastrophie!
Happy Spectre day everyone! For the next two weeks, if you order a drink that starts with M, Q contains EMP or costs 700 (either £7.00 or £700) you get it half price to celebrate. Your 24th drink is free.
This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
Morning Barman, how are you? A large black coffee please, medium sweet. And a plate of figs and yoghurt ( but not the home- made one from Holly's saucer of milk which has been standing there for the last fortnight).
Recovering from the 'after party'? Lots of guys came in at closing time wearing these funny little gold pins, and then some lady came in hauling a bit of tatty old carpet destined for the Royale Filmwear Solden jacket thread ( no pun intended).
Hot Choc No 24. I held off on the marshmallows so you will sleep.
Who came up with the idea of whipped cream on cocoa? Ick.
And no bitching in here thank you! That is what the Rant Box is for.
Did you put anything in my hot choclate last night, Thunderbird 2? I took a few sips and then I was gone ..... ?:)
Thunderbird 2East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,780MI6 Agent
First of C&D, I don't let Holly drink milk, makes her hyper and playful. That bowl is rat poison, in the form of one of Pussy's home made concoctions. Holly won't go anywhere near it, so that speaks volumes in itself.
Another coffee? Don't for get the 24 offer! I activated the electrostatic floor at Midnight, a'al 24:00 hrs. Seemed appropriate!
Another Higgins? I also have one or two of those little deck chairs for planing your smartphone on if you like!
No 24, yes, a measure of Jamesons, not enough to taste the chocolate but enough to ensure a good sleep. Its a Vulcan recipe.
Incidentally, the Pub is still on spoiler alert mode, and will continue to do so until we know it has been seen around the globe.
- However I saw Spectre this morning. Wheeee!
This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
First of all: I think it's only proper of me to tell you that I harbour negative feelings towards you, Thunderbirds 2, but only until next Friday. That's when SPECTRE premieres in this country and I become a lucky bastard too.
I was very worried when I woke up today and the last thing I could remember was drinking hot chocolate in SABS. Who wouldn't?
But the Jamesons sounds inocent enough and my wallet is still here, no-one has used a marker pen on my body ..... in short it seems like my body wasn't violated in any way I can discover. Fine, I just hav eto be more careful in the future.
Can I have a Coke Zero with ice, please? And I'm watching you and your A.R.S.E in the future, barkeep :v
You had best use the marker pen to draw your right eyebrow back on :v
Thunderbird 2East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,780MI6 Agent
Don't worry 24, Jameson's is a very mild sweet Whisky. Ironic, I'm Scottish, but it's Irish, so a nice mix! Yes no funny business around here. When I was a student I had to pour a few of my friends into a taxi followed by their front door. I became a gent, they became the drunks. One thing that I was odd. - We have had a lot of black Range Rovers doing taxi duty round here!
Being sober can be hard work. One Coke Zero, minimal ice. (I hate watered drinks!)
Here! That is not my A.R.S.E! That monstrosity is Pussy and Pussy's alone. If I was going down that road, I would have installed a B.A.H.O.O.K.I.E. (Beverage automated high order operation kitchen interaction engine.) More mechanics and no A.I. I don't like that A.R.S.E because it's always watching me and plotting something!
This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
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We were looking rid of the pigs head, after finding out it used to belong
to David Cameron.
In the Film Sphincter, in the end, does Bond get to the Bottom
of things. Either way I'm sure he makes a good Fist of it.
That way I can turn the other cheek.
Happy Spectre day everyone! For the next two weeks, if you order a drink that starts with M, Q contains EMP or costs 700 (either £7.00 or £700) you get it half price to celebrate. Your 24th drink is free.
Oh the 24 is cumulative over the two weeks. Anyone attempting that number in a oner will be chased out by Holly for lack of control!
Slice of lemon or umbrella?
Let's bitch about the lucky bastards behind their backs :v
Who came up with the idea of whipped cream on cocoa? Ick.
And no bitching in here thank you! That is what the Rant Box is for.
Recovering from the 'after party'? Lots of guys came in at closing time wearing these funny little gold pins, and then some lady came in hauling a bit of tatty old carpet destined for the Royale Filmwear Solden jacket thread ( no pun intended).
What time did you kick them all out?
Umbrella, I am always enjoying my drinks with style
Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
But of course!
Did you put anything in my hot choclate last night, Thunderbird 2? I took a few sips and then I was gone ..... ?:)
Another coffee? Don't for get the 24 offer! I activated the electrostatic floor at Midnight, a'al 24:00 hrs. Seemed appropriate!
Another Higgins? I also have one or two of those little deck chairs for planing your smartphone on if you like!
No 24, yes, a measure of Jamesons, not enough to taste the chocolate but enough to ensure a good sleep. Its a Vulcan recipe.
Incidentally, the Pub is still on spoiler alert mode, and will continue to do so until we know it has been seen around the globe.
- However I saw Spectre this morning. Wheeee!
I was very worried when I woke up today and the last thing I could remember was drinking hot chocolate in SABS. Who wouldn't?
But the Jamesons sounds inocent enough and my wallet is still here, no-one has used a marker pen on my body ..... in short it seems like my body wasn't violated in any way I can discover. Fine, I just hav eto be more careful in the future.
Can I have a Coke Zero with ice, please? And I'm watching you and your A.R.S.E in the future, barkeep :v
Being sober can be hard work. One Coke Zero, minimal ice. (I hate watered drinks!)
Here! That is not my A.R.S.E! That monstrosity is Pussy and Pussy's alone. If I was going down that road, I would have installed a B.A.H.O.O.K.I.E. (Beverage automated high order operation kitchen interaction engine.) More mechanics and no A.I. I don't like that A.R.S.E because it's always watching me and plotting something!
Oh I will be updating the board soon. Does anyone have any preferences for post Skyfall, pre Spectre options? - No, No prunes and yoghurt C&D !
(Till pops open making beeping noises)
Not yet!
By the way, has anyone seen Captain Scarlet?