The Silencer & Black Garter

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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,444Chief of Staff
    “I don’t drink tea. I hate it. It’s mud. Moreover, it’s one of the main reasons for the downfall of the British Empire. Be a good girl and make me some coffee.”

    Now where have I heard that before...? :D
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Since when has Justin Bieber teamed up with Harry Styles ? :p :D

    Thanks Barbel. -{
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,444Chief of Staff
    My pleasure- now just tell me: who is this Justin Beiber you speak of? ?:)
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Pub_Sign.jpg
    Thought I hang up Danjaq_off's sign. ;)
    Please anyone more skilled in photoshop etc, please have a go ;) I'm certain many could do
    much better than my efforts. -{
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • The Red KindThe Red Kind EnglandPosts: 3,158MI6 Agent
    Nice work TP -{
    "Any of the opposition around..?"
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,631MI6 Agent
    How was your trip to the hair salon, TP? That's a beautiful shade of lavender!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I did ask for Lavender Peacock. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,631MI6 Agent
    Isn't that Captain Peacock's luvvy brother?
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,444Chief of Staff
    I did ask for Lavender Peacock. ;)

    :)
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,833MI6 Agent
    edited November 2015
    Barbel - I just saw the first season of Outlander (I was bored and borrowed it at the Library ;% ) and one thing I did like was all the Scottish words I understood. Examples:

    Braw (good) Norwegian: bra
    Kirk (Church) N: Kirke
    keek (peek, look) N: kikke


    That's just the ones I can remember right now.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,444Chief of Staff
    :)) :)) :))

    Braw is actually what two hip, cool Scots call each other (How ya doin', braw?)
    Kirk is of course the one before Picard.
    And keek is what the French do to a football.

    (I'm talking total rubbish, of course, your definitions are quite correct. Seen this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AvucUagt9U)
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,833MI6 Agent
    I remember back when I actually watched European Song Contests when the finals was in Sweden. The presenter anounced the Swedish entry: "The song is called 'Bra vibrasjoner'. The title means ........... not what you think :)) "
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    On a recent BBC radio quizz show, they pointed out that IKEA had to withdraw
    One of their children's beds as in German it meant "Good intercourse " :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,618MI6 Agent
    do you know the german name of the bed?
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,775MI6 Agent
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    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • James SuzukiJames Suzuki New ZealandPosts: 2,406MI6 Agent
    On a recent BBC radio quizz show, they pointed out that IKEA had to withdraw
    One of their children's beds as in German it meant "Good intercourse " :))
    Oh thats gold :D
    what its name?
    “The scent and smoke and sweat of a casino are nauseating at three in the morning. "
    -Casino Royale, Ian Fleming
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    {[] cool sign AA.. :)

    The quizz was called " The unbelievable truth" ,the idea being you speak on a subject
    Full of lies, and jokes but you have to try and smuggle five true facts about the subject
    Past the panel trying to spot the " Truths" :D

    I don't know what the German word actually was but it was credited as a Truth.
    and I wouldn't doubt the BBC . :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,444Chief of Staff
    I think it's "gutvik" (sorry, my keyboard doesn't do umlauts).
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,833MI6 Agent
    A delegation from a power company from Norway called "Tussa" visited Iceland a few years back. They picked up something was off already the first evening when they ate at a restaurant. The delegation had brought a small company flag and put it at the table, and they were getting strange looks. After just a few days they discovered that "Tussa", a perfectly innocent word in Norwegian, has a completely different meaning in Icelandic. Let's say it means "infant cat", only not ....... :v
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,618MI6 Agent
    Barbel wrote:
    I think it's "gutvik" (sorry, my keyboard doesn't do umlauts).


    Haha, that's hilarious :)) :)) :))
    No Umlaut needed, Barbel ;)
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,833MI6 Agent
    Barbel wrote:
    I think it's "gutvik" (sorry, my keyboard doesn't do umlauts).

    Sounds like it might be a geographical location in Norway ('vik' meaning 'bay'") :D

    I have no idea what it wouldbe in Swedish.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    That " Tussa" story, will take some licking. :v :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,833MI6 Agent
    Ahhh .... here's the bed :)) And from the origional German advert

    Gutvik-Bett.jpg
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,833MI6 Agent
    Here is a photo of Utvik, Higgins :))
    You had no idea you had to go to Norway to experience Utvik, did you?

    holm3.jpg
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I'm only guessing but although they used the term " Intercourse" would
    Gutvik, have a more crude four letter meaning ? I.E. a good F ....... ?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • James SuzukiJames Suzuki New ZealandPosts: 2,406MI6 Agent
    In New Zealand, Mufti Day means a day at school where students dont have to wear uniform, But a South African friend of mine was quite horrified because he said that in Afrikaans, 'Muft' meant something you do with your mouth...
    “The scent and smoke and sweat of a casino are nauseating at three in the morning. "
    -Casino Royale, Ian Fleming
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,444Chief of Staff
    I'm only guessing but although they used the term " Intercourse" would
    Gutvik, have a more crude four letter meaning ? I.E. a good F ....... ?

    I think so, but Higgins would know better than me! :D

    (Thanks Higgins, re umlaut)
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) on Top Gear they went to Albania to test Mafia type cars they
    Discovered that car meant " Gentleman's Sausage" and Peach Meant
    A ladies Naughty bit :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,618MI6 Agent
    Barbel wrote:
    I'm only guessing but although they used the term " Intercourse" would
    Gutvik, have a more crude four letter meaning ? I.E. a good F ....... ?

    I think so, but Higgins would know better than me! :D

    Thunderpussy is right - for once :)) :)) :))

    But the term in german would also contain an F istead of the V and a c would be inserted (Pun!!!! :)) :)) :)) ) before the K.
    But everybody here knows what's meant :D :D :D
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,833MI6 Agent
    Give me an hour and a flow-chart ....... :(|)
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