The Silencer & Black Garter

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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) thanks to apple we've seen the photos ! :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    Just woke up to find Barbel standing on top of me :#
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    Just woke up to find Barbel standing on top of me :#

    I hope he wasn't plucking his banjo string :v :D
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :)) "That could bring tears, to your eyes " :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    Bloody well hope not :))
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,358Chief of Staff
    Plucky I dropped in. Here, AOS, have one of TP's hangover cures. What was in those again?
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    Frozen Tears of an Elf I think?
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Frozen tesrs of children are used in my matrinis ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    You cruel sod :# :))
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    An idea from Mason Verger. ;) ( it's in the book Hannibal, but I don't think
    It gets a mention in the film :D ). Although I'm happy to use the tears of
    Elves, dwarfs, leprechauns or short actors. :)) mentioning no names. :p
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    Ah, only ever seen the Films. Never read the Novels :)
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I always thought it was a " very Bond villain" thing to do, get some orphans
    Round, for a party/fun day, with everyone thinking you're doing a great thing
    For the kids. Although secretly, you're telling them they'll never see their parents
    Etc, to get them crying, and then collect their tears ! :)) nice and evil :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,631MI6 Agent
    I always thought it was a " very Bond villain" thing to do, get some orphans
    Round, for a party/fun day, with everyone thinking you're doing a great thing
    For the kids. Although secretly, you're telling them they'll never see their parents
    Etc, to get them crying, and then collect their tears ! :)) nice and evil :D

    Excellent plot, but like so many villains, you've been foiled by the details. Orphans don't have parents!

    You could threaten to drown puppies, I suppose. :v
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) they had to have parents at some point ! :)) maybe telling them
    They won't be back to pick them up. ;) or they had to pay for the
    Clown and bouncy castle. :))
    Drowning puppies, is more an evening relaxation, activity. :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Dwarf tossing, now that's a hobby, I think there may have even been a film which touched on it. :D

    And may I just remind the honourable members of AJB to stay away from twitter and other social media and under no circumstances expose their banjo playing antics to undercover reporters. :s
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    Anybody got any Kleenex?
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Agreed, Dwarf Tossing, ....... Tough sport to pull off. But it's good
    To keep your hand in. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,631MI6 Agent
    Almond milk. Who knew they even had nipples.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I tried milking a coconut once, I got so frustrated I just chopped its head off !
    Nice milk though. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • MrZarebaMrZareba Krakow, PolandPosts: 1,775MI6 Agent
    If a coconut has hair and milk, does it mean it is a mammal? :O
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    If you're lonely enough, it can be whatever you want ! ;) :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,358Chief of Staff
    Double whisky, landlord, I've just pulled off a deal! :)
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,358Chief of Staff
    And one for yourself, too.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Congratulations. {[] although I hope it's wasn't one of
    Those deals HE couldn't refuse ! :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Free breakfasts all round ( the ones that didn't sell yesterday ) ;)
    As I think I've joined the old Curmudgeon club, better save me a seat
    On the old gits bench. :)) it's finally happened, I've hit the big 50! :#
    Can't kid myself anymore, :D it's all downhill from here ! :)) ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,774MI6 Agent
    Congratulations TP {[]
    I'll have that bowl of prunes with with a fried egg on the top.
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Ah!, The regular. ;)
    Thanks AA. -{
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,774MI6 Agent
    Ah!, The regular. ;)
    Thanks AA. -{

    Yeah .... very regular and washed down with a philosan and collis brown, shaken and not stirred -{
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    On the news was a story of a Mexican Harry Potter fan who has turned
    His home into a museum to the young wizard. The bit I found funny was
    When the the reporter commented " That by day he studies law, but as soon
    As he gets home His Wand comes out! " typical man then :)) Just home, wand out
    and looking for porn . :)) :p
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    Wizards Sleeve? ;)
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
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