The Silencer & Black Garter

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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I always work on the assumption that, anything I do or say. Is Classic, vintage or retro
    Whereas anything by others is so old fashioned and out of date. :p " They " are old
    People, while I am an ironic, young hipster, using old material to subvert the medium. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,631MI6 Agent
    ...and while I'm at it, if long beards are so cool and hip, why don't we see more tramps on the covers of fashion magazines?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))
    Gandalph's a bit of a pin up .... ;)

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    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,339Chief of Staff
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  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,631MI6 Agent
    So, I'm just a few posts away from making my 1,900th posting on AJB. This is a mighty and significant milestone for me as 1900 just happens to be the year of my birth. I don't want to blow the occasion on just any frippery or smart-alec comment. It has to be something for history, like Lance Armstrong's "One small syringe for me, one giant boon for cycling" comment. Any suggestions?
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    Mine's currently rather long :D (That's not an Innuendo :D )
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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,339Chief of Staff
    Ah, we thought it would be a surprise for you TDE, but now you're asking: we decided to limit your posts to 1,899. So you'll never have to worry about that. :D
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I see even Graham Norton has one now. :D ( as my avatar was once described as looking like him) ;)
    1900 was indeed a big year, perhaps something like.
    I came, I saw,.......... now what did I come in here for ?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    As Part of the Celebrations, we have invited the all Green Trainer Brigade to Perform in the SABS.
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Any celebrations will have to end at around 21:30, as many of the old timers have to get to bed. ;)
    Can't use any sausage rolls etc ( choking hazzard) so luke warm soup, with Jelly will be served
    with a nice glass of Complan to wash it all down.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,339Chief of Staff
    ...and I was looking forward to a Pot Noodle :(
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    What do us Youngsters do then? :))
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  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,631MI6 Agent
    Barbel wrote:
    ...and I was looking forward to a Pot Noodle :(

    I know that Coca Cola was originally made using cocaine, but is there any truth to the rumour that pot noodles were originally made with ganja?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    are you crazy, Imagine what a spicy pot noodle would do to an older bowel ! :D
    youngsters will sit on the floor and listen to the same handful of stories as the
    old timers reminisce, on how they got in to Bond. ;) you'll probably hear the same
    story many times. as you spoon warm soup in to them :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    Spicy Pot Noodles are also harsh on a young Bowel :o
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  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,631MI6 Agent
    I must say that I've been bowelled over by a few in my time. :D
  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,774MI6 Agent
    Any celebrations will have to end at around 21:30, as many of the old timers have to get to bed. ;)
    Can't use any sausage rolls etc ( choking hazzard) so luke warm soup, with Jelly will be served
    with a nice glass of Complan to wash it all down.

    Sounds like my kind of night {[] {[]
    Are slippers and cardigans allowed and can I drink my Complan from a saucer? :D
    I will also make the effort to put on a clean pair of underwear :D
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    New underwear will be needed after those spicy Pot noodles :D
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  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,774MI6 Agent
    New underwear will be needed after those spicy Pot noodles :D

    Better wear cycling shorts instead :o
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Or some long trousers and bicycle clips. ;) reminds me I must buy more
    Air fresheners ! :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,774MI6 Agent
    That reminds me do you have 'Ring of Fire' on the jukebox :)
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Any celebrations will have to end at around 21:30, as many of the old timers have to get to bed. ;)
    Can't use any sausage rolls etc ( choking hazzard) so luke warm soup, with Jelly will be served
    with a nice glass of Complan to wash it all down.

    Sounds like my kind of night {[] {[]
    Are slippers and cardigans allowed and can I drink my Complan from a saucer? :D
    I will also make the effort to put on a clean pair of underwear :D

    Congratulations on our 1000th post, AA :D :007) -{

    As long as it's a Tom Ford QOS cardy and the complan is shaken, Not stirred, you'll be fine :007) :))
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,774MI6 Agent
    Thank you C&D {[]
    Barman break out the Phylosan its celebrating time. {[]
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    1001 {[] always reminds me of the R101 ( I'm topical as ever ) :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,774MI6 Agent
    1001 {[] always reminds me of the R101 ( I'm topical as ever ) :))

    What like an old bloated object full of gas :))
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    " Sleek , elegant and ahead of it's time " ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,774MI6 Agent
    Sounds like me 40 years ago :p
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    Sounds like me now :))
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Sadly, I've never been sleek. I was built for comfort. :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Couple of mistakes to clear up the bird watching clubs news letter.

    Line 1, should read " a pair of Great tits" and not " a great pair of tits"
    Line 3, should read " a good shank " the W is a misprint
    Paragraph 6, should have a picture of a little Bustard and not Justin Bieber
    In the crossword section the answer to
    " Found at the bottom of a bird cage, Four letters ending in I,T." ..........
    ......... The answer should be GRIT, and not the word printed.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
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