The Silencer & Black Garter

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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    True, but it does leave me thinking, How many horses have I eaten ? :))
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  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,631MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    True, but it does leave me thinking, How many horses have I eaten ? :))

    There's an easy test for that. Next time you're counting something, see if you're using your fingers or stamping a foot.
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    Or make sure your not eating Soylent Green :))
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Once numbers go past 10 I have to use my feet ( toes) anyway. :))
    I'm not Rachel Riely ;) although I'm much faster running and can
    Really jump fences. :))
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  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,631MI6 Agent
    I'll have a Diet Guinness and a sausage sandwich, hold the sausage! And make it quick: I'm on my way to my ballet class.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I'll admit I have been know to hold my sausage But hold on À la seconde, Perhaps a diet Coda may be
    of more use. A Danseur must not Développé to big a Derrière, I think I've made my En pointe.
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    The Swimming Pool (By that I mean the Toilets) are overflowing again.
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  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,774MI6 Agent
    AlphaOmegaSin wrote:
    The Swimming Pool (By that I mean the Toilets) are overflowing again.

    I thought it was log flume :D
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I thought they were sleeping alligators, I was about to attempt the LALD stunt :))
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  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,777MI6 Agent
    Sorry guys, my bio hazard suit is undergoing repairs, and Holly is currently at my parents catching large rats in their garden. (I managed to teach her that small sheep are not the same thing.) As a result, someone else is going to have to fix that mess!

    Pussy why don't you just get in a proper plumbing practitioner? Try saying that with a mouth full of biscuits! Ginger Raspberry with a little ice please!
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    Has anybody seen the A.R.S.E?
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    It's OK I'm here. :))
    I've call ed the plumber Danny Boyle, I telephoned him to say ...
    ... # " oh, Danny Boyle. The pipes, the pipes are calling ...... " ;)
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  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Not since the Landlord banned his trainers. :D
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    Talking of Trainers, why has Higgins been chained up in the Attic?
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I'm guessing that's the answer to ...
    ... Has anybody see the A.R.S.E ? :))
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  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Yes, but Danny Boyle got between us :))
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) if he's not doing that he'll be off Trainspotting. ;)
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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,339Chief of Staff
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    :)) you can't beat a healthy nourishing kebab !

    I've been spoiled by the kebabs in Germany- so much better than the ones here.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    They must put real meat, or at least meat you can identify in them in Germany :D
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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,339Chief of Staff
    Some do :D , but the real difference is in the bread:


    bread.jpg

    and the sauce & salad. (And like most food there, it's cheaper than in the UK).
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Then again we get much better service over here ! ;) :))
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    Barbel wrote:
    Some do :D , but the real difference is in the bread:


    bread.jpg

    and the sauce & salad. (And like most food there, it's cheaper than in the UK).

    The Bread looks better then what have in our Kebabs :D
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  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,618MI6 Agent
    Barbel wrote:

    I've been spoiled by the kebabs in Germany- so much better than the ones here.

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  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    According to my Turkish mates , in Turkey ,the don't use the pitta bread for kebabs like we do,but use a wrap instead ,
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    Yes, I've heard about that :)

    In fact, there used to be a proper Turkish Restaurant in Reading that served proper Kebabs -{
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    We're all big fans of Countdown here at the SBS, so imagine my excitement
    On hearing there was a photo of Rachel Riely next to a large erection ! :D
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/11567951/Ive-got-a-rude-one-Countdowns-naughtiest-words.html
    Some of Countdowns rudest words. :))
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    I seem to be the only one in here Tonight :s
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    au contraire !, I'm just arranging my Top Gear DVDs. ;)
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    Your interested in Presenting? :D
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) I could be "over weight " Stig. :D
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