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  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    I think Dalton did too, I swear in the DVD extras I saw him get bit emotional over it... :D
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
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    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Bondtoys wrote:
    Dalton's cool by me! I've never seen another Bond actor pop a balloon with such intensity!

    …..of tears you mean? :D

    You're just jealous of TD cos you cry after the big nasty balloon goes big bangle boom :p
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Just watched a review of the new film Pompeii, very annoyed :#
    Not a mention of Frankie Howerd ! :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Saw it yesterday, good Film -{
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Mark Kermode, gave it a good review -{ . I like his reviews as I tend to
    agree with his opinions. :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    On the news today a story about a guy called "Skull Crusher" who failed to return to his open
    prison after his weekend pass, so They are now looking for the little scamp.
    My problem with this is, he was sentenced to 13 LIFE SENTENCES, so WTF is he doing in an open prison ?
    Why is he getting weekend passes ?, Surley he's not up for release ? and just what do you have to do these
    days to get locked up for good ? 8-) :#
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,630Chief of Staff
    His nickname is 'Skull Cracker' - not much of a difference but its important to know how your being dispatched, I feel....at least its in Kent....far from me !
    YNWA 97
  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,775MI6 Agent
    Sir Miles wrote:
    ....at least its in Kent....far from me !

    Don't worry for those of who live in Kent, we are keeping the British End Up -{
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    But Sir Miles, surley he'll be looking to get out of Kent, and who Knows
    He might Try "Up North" for a while. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,630Chief of Staff
    Sir Miles wrote:
    ....at least its in Kent....far from me !

    Don't worry for those of who live in Kent, we are keeping the British End Up -{

    I don't...half my family seem to have lived in Kent at one time or another...and they are FAR scarier than this "Skull Cracker" guy :o
    YNWA 97
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    I would hate to meet his Brother, Face Pincher :o
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  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,630Chief of Staff
    I would hate to meet his Brother, Face Pincher :o

    He's not too bad....but his cousin "Nose Tweaker" is a right bast@rd ! :o
    YNWA 97
  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,775MI6 Agent
    His sister 'Nut Nibbler' is a bit of alright ;%
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Doesn't have an allergy then. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,775MI6 Agent
    Doesn't have an allergy then. :))

    She puts rubber gloves on and takes her teeth out just in case :))
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    His sister 'Nut Nibbler' is a bit of alright ;%

    Reminds me of a girl I once knew :D
  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,775MI6 Agent
    danjaq_0ff wrote:
    His sister 'Nut Nibbler' is a bit of alright ;%

    Reminds me of a girl I once knew :D

    Oh you went out with her as well ........ I suppose she bit off more than she could chew :D
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    she could nibble a carrot through a letter box :D
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Her sister "Tea Bagger" is a nice girl too. :D
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I'll have to keep an eye out for her. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,638MI6 Agent
    I just hope Skull Cruncher's not reading this or he might choke on his scone.
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,785MI6 Agent
    Stand by for take off!

    How can people use an MP3 with ear muff sized headphones AND tweet / text / surf on their phone when walking down the street or For Gods Sake, Crossing the road?! Its unbelievably stupid!! Often on my way to and from work I have to cross the end Of Baldwin Street here in Bristol. I don't know if Col Shatner or Blueville can verify this, but it is a small scale Bristol version of Piccadilly Circus. Sharp bend, with a Y junction, that snakes into the main flow of traffic through the city centre towards Park Street one way and Broadmead the other. Buses, lorries, cars of all shapes and sizes. Usual traffic lights yet in the morning and evening I see people plugging their ears with music and blinkering their vision at their IPhone, Samsung etc.
    The bit that really annoys me is I know I'm the poor sap who will have to use his phone to call the emergency services when he witnesses one of these human lemmings gets hit by a vehicle where the poor driver was minding his or her own business!

    Add to that careless cyclists. I cycle myself, so IO get really annoyed when I see someone on two wheels cutting across junctions, cycling inside traffic, tailgating buses or lorries and weaving around pedestrians on pavements, zooming through red lights. - Often with no helmet, tabard, lights or glasses. (The latter can be excused I suppose). If a motorcyclist behaved like that he'd be before the beak in next to no time! Makes the rest of us look really bad.

    Phew. (Looks hopeful) - Did someone mention scones?
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    TB2 - I completely agree. These idiots are asking for trouble. You see them all the time in London too, I can't understand why anyone would want to close themselves off to the word like that. They're just asking to be mugged or run over ( or both :)) ).

    I read a great book called Dead or Alive by Geoff Thompson which talks about making yourself a Hard Target - ie difficult to mugged. And these people do the practical opposit of that, it's moronic.

    Btw here's a link to the book if anyone is interested: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Dead-Alive-Self-Protection-Summersdale-Self-protection/dp/1840242795/ref=sr_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1399412138&sr=1-2&keywords=dead+or+alive
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • LexiLexi LondonPosts: 3,000MI6 Agent
    TB2 - I completely agree. These idiots are asking for trouble. You see them all the time in London too, I can't understand why anyone would want to close themselves off to the word like that. They're just asking to be mugged or run over ( or both :)) ).

    I read a great book called Dead or Alive by Geoff Thompson which talks about making yourself a Hard Target - ie difficult to mugged. And these people do the practical opposit of that, it's moronic.

    Btw here's a link to the book if anyone is interested: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Dead-Alive-Self-Protection-Summersdale-Self-protection/dp/1840242795/ref=sr_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1399412138&sr=1-2&keywords=dead+or+alive

    There is also a rather poignant viral video on YouTube... called Look up just think of everything we're missing by being 'plugged in' and thinking we're connected!
    She's worth whatever chaos she brings to the table and you know it. ~ Mark Anthony
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Good new, the skull cracker has been caught, I'm sure he'll be released soon. 8-)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Or Escape 8-)
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  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    Good new, the skull cracker has been caught
    All part of his evil scheme.
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Face Pincher is still on the Loose !
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Any word on " Teabagger " ? :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
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