Sergeant: Please, tell me about the man.
Bride: He landed on the cake, and then came out of it looking, I don’t know, maybe thirty years older?
Roger: And you believed me
) ) )
Do I detect a faint whiff of personal experience here, C&D?
Pinewood Studios 1962.
Sean: I’m not doing it.... I’m shhhscared of shhhspiders.
Terence: It’s only for a few seconds, most of the time you’ll be under a pane of glass
Sean: No way that thing is shhhitting on my shhhhoulder!
Terence: No it won’t do that, they do their business underground...(Suddenly realising)... Ah, sitting on your shoulder, I see what you mean.
Sean: Get Bob Shimmons to do it.
Terence: Bob! Bob! Over here!! (Waving frantically)
Bob: What now?
Terence: Sean can’t work with the tarantula, we need you in bed now for the close-ups.
Bob: Look, Terence, I do all the Bond stunts, I’m the Bond body double, I’ve done the gunbarrel as Bond, why the hell didn’t you just hire me to be Bond! You don’t want me to double for you in the love scenes do you, Sean?
Sean: (grinning) No, Bob, I’m ok with kisssshhing girls.
Bob: I want extra money.....this is going to be A Night To Remember, it’s No Time To Die.
On watching the news, this popped into my head-
19th February, 2021. (Eon HQ, behind a Japanese fishing village.)