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  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,774MI6 Agent
    Thank you for clearing that up {[]

    Does that mean 14 across should have been 'Old Coot'?

    I dont think that article about the Thrush should have appeared in this newsletter ;)
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Yes, and I found that Thrush article, very irritating. ;)
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Have you been injured in an accident .......
    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/woman-falls-down-hole-after-pavement-collapses-in-west-london-10198028.html
    Woman falls into a sink hole after ignoring safety signs. 8-) I bet she'll be after a nice
    Claim, yet from reports maybe she's just very clumsy. :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,777MI6 Agent
    Reminds me of a woman who tried to sue her landlord for falling through a dangerously fragile roof.

    The judge retorted that as the woman had climbed over a perfectly sound wall, drunk out of her skull to prove she could dance on said roof at a party that was a nuisance, not only was her case quoushed she was fined, ordered to pay damages to the property owner, and ended up with a criminal record for wasting the courts time, and dangerous behaviour! Servrd the stupid bitch right!
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) it's nice to know that Sometimes, Justice prevails. :D
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  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,774MI6 Agent
    Sorry I am late today barman, had to stop off at that new pub round the corner 'The Whippet Inn', I won't be going there again it was a right carry on ;)
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Oh !, stop messing about ! :))
    The buffet is a bit odd there too, I asked to try some spotted dick, and this
    Bloke with liver problems offered to buy me a drink ! ;)
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    It's not often I pay attention to an advert but ......
    .... Weetabix has " Breakfast in a bottle !" :o :))
    Sounds delicious. :D
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    Have you got any Paracetamol ? I'm nursing bit of a Hangover :#
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  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    It's not often I pay attention to an advert but ......
    .... Weetabix has " Breakfast in a bottle !" :o :))
    Sounds delicious. :D

    Break fast in a bottle ,isn't that Guinness ??? :D
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :))
    For a hangover cure, I used to have a yoghurt and a bottle of lucozade ! ;)
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    Anything fried is the best Cure :))
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  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,774MI6 Agent
    Won't be in for lunch today TP, The Whippit Inn are doing a Sunday 2 course special today for £5.99.
    Coq au Van followed by a Hot Pear Tart ;)
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    My speciality is Coq D'Fromage many people have commented on my
    Cheesy coq ! :D
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    I served her my Coq, but she sent it back :D
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  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,774MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    My speciality is Coq D'Fromage many people have commented on my
    Cheesy coq ! :D

    :)) :)) :)) I hear it's the talk of the town :p
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,774MI6 Agent
    AlphaOmegaSin wrote:
    I served her my Coq, but she sent it back :D

    Was it over cooked ? That can cause it to shrivel :D
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    No, it was a bit cold :))
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    There is a " kosher" version, which is very similar but you do have to
    Remove the skin before serving. ;) they can be served with a lovely
    Dessert of poached plums in red wine ! Beautiful. No better way to
    End a romantic evening than with a mouthful of plums. ;)
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    The SABS has really gone downhill :# :))
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    That's subsidence ! ;)
    It would have cost a fortune to fix but we simply mixed in some Viagra in to
    The foundations and everything just seemed to ........................ solidify ! ;)
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    Have you been to the Kebab Shop next Door? The Cat and Chili Sauce?
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) you can't beat a healthy nourishing kebab ! I believe many Olympic
    Athletes live on them.
    Well I've been told many things live on them, bacteria mostly ! :))
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    Who let one off? Was that you TP?
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2Wg7D3gh4r4
    To quote Shrek ! :))

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MDVrmSEZEKg
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    :)) :))

    Classic
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  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    :)) you can't beat a healthy nourishing kebab ! I believe many Olympic
    Athletes live on them.
    Well I've been told many things live on them, bacteria mostly ! :))

    I always keep a bag of ICELAND kebab meat in the freezer (its £2.00 a bag) its for those late night emergencies
    ,chop up ice berg lettuce,some toms, red oinons, bit of cue ,chilli sauce ,lemon juice,,and voila ,I find it best if you bake the err meat stuff,(well I think its meat) :))
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    The OH sadly dislikes Kebabs :#
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) I used to get a couple of items ...
    Cornish Pasties from Sainsburys. And kebabs from lidl ...
    .... Strangely since the horse meat scandle both these items
    have ....... Disappeared, they didn't go anywhere, they just
    Disappeared. :))
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    Well, a proper Pasty would never be sold in Supermarkets ;)
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