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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,326Chief of Staff
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    Car Valeting service on the weekends. ;)

    I'll bring mine round tomorrow afternoon then.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Nothing to report tonight on my vigil against Crime ;) news that
    I'm now on the case must have shaken the criminal underworld to
    its core. :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,631MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    Nothing to report tonight on my vigil against Crime ;) news that
    I'm now on the case must have shaken the criminal underworld to
    its core. :D

    Have you had to change your name, appearance and home to stay one step ahead of the drug lords, TP?
  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,774MI6 Agent
    The Domino Effect wrote:
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    Nothing to report tonight on my vigil against Crime ;) news that
    I'm now on the case must have shaken the criminal underworld to
    its core. :D


    Have you had to change your name, appearance and home to stay one step ahead of the drug lords, TP?

    He already has:


    Image from http://schlocktreatment.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/disguise.jpg.

    Meet Miss Jessica Tunderpussaro international femme fatale :D
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) Fighting crime is Tough, ........... but doing it in High Heels is Murder ! :))
    No wonder Batman wears, Flats all the time. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,774MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    :)) Fighting crime is Tough, ........... but doing it in High Heels is Murder ! :))
    No wonder Batman wears, Flats all the time. ;)

    :)) Do you have a Utiilty Corset to stash away your gadgets?
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    Is your Secret Lair the Shed? :D
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  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,774MI6 Agent
    He does a lot of things in the shed that are secret :D
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    Well, everyone needs there privacy :))
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  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,774MI6 Agent
    AlphaOmegaSin wrote:
    Well, everyone needs there privacy :))

    Sometimes he forgets to shut the shed door :o

    The old lady next door had a stroke :D
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    ACACIA_AVENUE wrote:
    AlphaOmegaSin wrote:
    Well, everyone needs there privacy :))

    Sometimes he forgets to shut the shed door :o

    The old lady next door had a stroke :D

    Did she charge for that?
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  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,774MI6 Agent
    minigeff wrote:
    ACACIA_AVENUE wrote:
    AlphaOmegaSin wrote:
    Well, everyone needs there privacy :))

    Sometimes he forgets to shut the shed door :o

    The old lady next door had a stroke :D

    Did she charge for that?

    No .... She approached him slowly ;)
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    minigeff wrote:
    ACACIA_AVENUE wrote:
    AlphaOmegaSin wrote:
    Well, everyone needs there privacy :))

    Sometimes he forgets to shut the shed door :o

    The old lady next door had a stroke :D

    Did she charge for that?

    She prefers a Deposit :D
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    The over 80s nudist sports day was held today, it was a rousing
    Sight to see the men's marathon come swinging into the stadium. :))
    ( Round the Horne) ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,774MI6 Agent
    :))
    I missed that, I was watching the men's 4x4 100 metres, bit of a mix up on the baton change on the last length, two men ended up going to hospital :o
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    The over 80s nudist sports day was held today, it was a rousing
    Sight to see the men's marathon come swinging into the stadium. :))
    ( Round the Horne) ;)

    its the men,s free-style leap frog that worries me :))
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    edited June 2015
    I went to a nude wedding once and missed being the best man by
    ( Holds fingers closely together). Just that much ! :)) and I only eat
    Male jelly babies, as you always get that little bit extra. :D
    I'm still having sex at 67, it's no problem. I only live at 63. ;)
    ( All from Bob Monkhouse)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    I went to a nude wedding once and missed being the best man by
    ( Holds fingers closely together). Just that much ! :)) and I only eat
    Male jelly babies, as you always get that little bit extra. :D
    ( Both from Bob Monkhouse)

    :)) :)) :)) good old Bob
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) sorry thought of another one mid post.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    Until I saw that it was from BM, I thought that you had finally lost it :))
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I'm a big fan of Bob Monkhouse, I regarded him as Britain's Bob Hope. -{
    IMHO, Jimmy Carr has adopted/ modernised his act. ;)
    Don't worry when I lose it, I'm taking others with me ! :p
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    Agreed, he was brilliant -{
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  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    On tonights news
    Britains youngest suicide bomber kills himself,

    I always said that todays children blow up quickly these days (grow up quickly) oh suit yourselves :))
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Some teens do seem to have a short fuse these days, very explosive
    personalities and can go off at the drop of a hat. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,690MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    Some teens do seem to have a short fuse these days, very explosive
    personalities and can go off at the drop of a hat. ;)

    I've worked with them... :#
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Thats the trouble with kids these days, push the wrong button and they completely blow up in your face and go to pieces
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    I suffered with five Years of hellish Bullying from other Teens whilst in Secondary School :#
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  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,107MI6 Agent
    I used to suffer bullying at college too.
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

    " I don't listen to hip hop!"
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Bullying is a terrible thing :# carried out by insecure morons.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
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