I once got whacked on Shark energy drink in Tunisia. It was Ramadan and my pal took me out to break his fast. We went to the local nightclub and given that it was a Muslim country, the most potent drink was Shark energy drink.
dunno, it's pretty descriptive and fits the nautical theme.
east coast trains should employ the same kinda tactic and christen their latest edition to the rolling stock as 'Shaking fannyflap of clapped out deathtrap McOverpriced piss tube'.
I was going to put this in the Bond25 thread, but it probably fits better here:
"As a result of the recent naming of the Natural Environment Research Council's newest research ship the 'RRS Boaty McBoatface', James Bond production company EON have today announced that in the next installment of the legendary spy series, the lead character's name will be changed to 'Bondy McBondface.' 'The re-naming reflects a change in society since Ian Fleming created the character in the 1950s,' explained producer Barbara Broccoli, 'while also reflecting Bond's Scottish ancestry.'"
The next film will be the 25th in the hugely successful series but it remains to be seen whether current Bond actor Craigie McCraig-ears will return or be replaced in the lead role.
Just occurred to me today, given her long career why is
June Whitfield not a Dame ? ....... If she'd have been in
Straight theatre as opposed to comedy, I say she already
Be one.
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
Something that has puzzled me since I was a wee boy ,what happens to all the un -sold easter eggs ,do they go in the bin ? do they get melted down ,? where do they go ,pray please tell . 8-)
Something that has puzzled me since I was a wee boy ,what happens to all the un -sold easter eggs ,do they go in the bin ? do they get melted down ,? where do they go ,pray please tell . 8-)
) 12 crème eggs sounds like my idea of heaven ,but ive only ever managed to eat 3 in one go ,any one else beat that
By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
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There were none left in the shop I work in this year after Easter Monday when there were only nine boxed Easter Eggs left at 5am in the morning. I imagine they're reduced if they don't sell in Easter week working on the assumption that some money is better than none. -{
"The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
I can't believe I'm considering the insanity that is Golden Gate in Lego , I'd be needing massive amounts of red bricks.....I want at least 3-4 lanes for the cars , I want to use normal Lego cars not miniatures
Only caught a snatch of Kim Philby talking at a lecture to The Stasi, on how he
stole and passed secrets to the Russians. Firstly he sounded like Roger Moore.
He told how he'd just take the files out of the office, to be copied, then simply
put them back. How although he was under suspision it would have been considered
rude or "bad form" from his colleagues to confront him about it. As they'd all been to
the same public schools and universities.
Even his escape sounded more Pink Panther than Tinker, Tailor .....
Due to heavy snow his guard decided to go skiing, letting him leave at his leasure.
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
Man in Norway experienced burglary in progress , when police couldn't give less of a crap the man said he'd commited a murder.....police were there in 12 mins 8-)
That's like someone I know who went to his hospital A&E and knew he'd be sitting there for hours waiting to see a doctor so claimed that he also had chest pains. The triage nurse had him in within minutes!
Man in Norway experienced burglary in progress , when police couldn't give less of a crap the man said he'd commited a murder.....police were there in 12 mins 8-)
We heard a similar story when we was in the police , an old man fed up with a noisy house party ,had rung his local constabulary
to no avail ,so he rang again and said he had seen a man enter the house with a gun ,and hey presto the cavalry arrived .no more loud party ,
Well, I have just returned home (it's nearly 16.00 here) from putting Mrs CHB and son of CHB onto the Supercat ferry to a neighbouring island called Leyte where she is visiting her Mom and other family members for the weekend returning on Monday. So that means I am free to do what I want ) . So a visit to the casino and a viewing of CR the next film in my revisiting of the Bond movies is very likely
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
Man in Norway experienced burglary in progress , when police couldn't give less of a crap the man said he'd commited a murder.....police were there in 12 mins 8-)
Had a similar experience over the weekend on a smaller scale:
Had my new car for less than 60 minutes and a policeman stopped me because I did not have an emmission sticker.
Later someone kicked the car, I've called the police and told them after 60 minutes waiting in the rain to forget about it!
President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
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Man in Norway experienced burglary in progress , when police couldn't give less of a crap the man said he'd commited a murder.....police were there in 12 mins 8-)
Had a similar experience over the weekend on a smaller scale:
Had my new car for less than 60 minutes and a policeman stopped me because I did not have an emmission sticker.
Later someone kicked the car, I've called the police and told them after 60 minutes waiting in the rain to forget about it!
It seems that the police being useless is a universal problem then!
"The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
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Do you see a pattern emerging?
Skiing, chocolate, crime fiction ...... What are the easter traditions in other countries? (other than uprisings)
Can't ear one either. If I was a vampire it would be my garlic.
I swear I didn't sleep for 2 days!
What is up with that?
#1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
dunno, it's pretty descriptive and fits the nautical theme.
east coast trains should employ the same kinda tactic and christen their latest edition to the rolling stock as 'Shaking fannyflap of clapped out deathtrap McOverpriced piss tube'.
Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
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I know and it's a ship, not a boat!
"As a result of the recent naming of the Natural Environment Research Council's newest research ship the 'RRS Boaty McBoatface', James Bond production company EON have today announced that in the next installment of the legendary spy series, the lead character's name will be changed to 'Bondy McBondface.' 'The re-naming reflects a change in society since Ian Fleming created the character in the 1950s,' explained producer Barbara Broccoli, 'while also reflecting Bond's Scottish ancestry.'"
The next film will be the 25th in the hugely successful series but it remains to be seen whether current Bond actor Craigie McCraig-ears will return or be replaced in the lead role.
Mid week ?
June Whitfield not a Dame ? ....... If she'd have been in
Straight theatre as opposed to comedy, I say she already
Be one.
They feed them to chocolate rabbits.
Full size ,dam I read your post wrong ,now a full size egg ,that's a different story
I can't believe I'm considering the insanity that is Golden Gate in Lego , I'd be needing massive amounts of red bricks.....I want at least 3-4 lanes for the cars , I want to use normal Lego cars not miniatures
stole and passed secrets to the Russians. Firstly he sounded like Roger Moore.
He told how he'd just take the files out of the office, to be copied, then simply
put them back. How although he was under suspision it would have been considered
rude or "bad form" from his colleagues to confront him about it. As they'd all been to
the same public schools and universities.
Even his escape sounded more Pink Panther than Tinker, Tailor .....
Due to heavy snow his guard decided to go skiing, letting him leave at his leasure.
We heard a similar story when we was in the police , an old man fed up with a noisy house party ,had rung his local constabulary
to no avail ,so he rang again and said he had seen a man enter the house with a gun ,and hey presto the cavalry arrived .no more loud party ,
Sounds wild!!! Enjoy
Had a similar experience over the weekend on a smaller scale:
Had my new car for less than 60 minutes and a policeman stopped me because I did not have an emmission sticker.
Later someone kicked the car, I've called the police and told them after 60 minutes waiting in the rain to forget about it!
Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
It seems that the police being useless is a universal problem then!
Most likely.