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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Watching a tv programme called the Romanians are coming. Any way this bloke lives in a village next to a council tip
    and there is litter crap every where , the bloke then says "theres nothing to do here"??? well you could start picking up all the bleedin rubbish for a start .

    I never watch these programmes if I can help it. They're purely conceived, produced and edited to paint a very biased and blinkered picture in order to rile and provoke the audience. The vast majority, if not all of these 'reality tv' shows are steered by the producers to depict what they wish you to see. It's all a con and really not worth getting wound up about it. Turn off and read a book. Just not one by Russell Bland.
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2978621/Jihadism-corrupt-Britain-s-fault-says-Brand-Comedian-rants-YouTube-society-forcing-young-turn-ISIS.html
    According to that huge intellectual Russell Brand, Jihadism is all Britains fault ! :o
    Nice of him to let us all know. 8-)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    He's still talking rubbish I see 8-)
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  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Went into Boots today at Bluewater ,and promptly joined the dozen women (I was the only bloke) in the que .There was 10 tills ,but only one lady manning them . There seemed to be a supervisor or such like ,watching this poor lady having to deal with this big que .Now this poor till lady ,obviously was aware that ,this twit of a supervisor was watching her work ,and till lady had to speil out the company line to all and sundry ,"do you have a Boots card ,do you want to go on our app blah blah blah .Now instead of the super,thinking to herself ,"hold it a momment stuff this bull s**T ,ill go and get some extra help ,no she was quite happy to watch the que grow and snake around the store ,whats wrong with these idiots .Apparently ,the reason why they had so few staff ,is due to having to stay open until 10pm at night they need the staff then ,to stand around with their fingers up their arses doing kak all due to no customers being in the shop at 10pm .where as when the shop has loads of customer ie at 10 am ,when most normal people go shopping ,they have no staff .You couldn't make it up folks X-(
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    As I work in Retail, I know what you mean X-(
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  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    As I work in Retail, I know what you mean X-(

    This seems a general problem in the uk with shopping , its as if,the company line is ,"if we open twice as long ,we will take twice as much money " ,Wrong ,this country isn't geared up for people to shop until midnight ,due to the public transport system being non existant .Time and time again ,I go into a store at a normal persons shopping time ,only to see rows of empty tills and no staff ,because the staff levels are spread far to thin due to the long hours they open .These stores wont employ extra people ,because deep down ,they know it isn't financialy viable ,to have lots of staff ,due to no one being in the store at 9pm ,
    "oh but we have to open ,because he is open " no wonder the country is going to the dogs.
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    On the Flip side, the OH works at HMV and she couldn't be happier in her Job :)
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  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,631MI6 Agent
    I know a few people who've worked in HMV in the UK and overseas and love it. Not sure whether it's the constant exposure to music, the casual attire and the presumably-likeminded clientele, or whether they are actually a good company to work for.
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    She mainly loves it for the Music and Atmosphere :) Me and her have been to quite a few Gigs during our Time together. I took her to see Sum 41 up in Manchester a couple of Years back -{
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  • Lady RoseLady Rose London,UKPosts: 2,667MI6 Agent
    Sick of listening to the sorry saga of will he / won't he of David Cameron and the TV debates.

    If he doesn't do them, he doesn't deserve a vote.

    Piers Morgan ( I know ... ) .... Summed it up in a tweet

    'David Cameron's cowardly, obfuscating, hypocritical antics re these TV debates sum him up perfectly. Just get on with it, you gutless goon.'
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,061MI6 Agent
    I know many of you dislike Russel Brand, heck, after some of what I found out about him I find him difficult to like myself, but this rant is 100% spot on....
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zrr5BvrAo-Y&list=TL1W-qzLws_jI
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  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,107MI6 Agent
    Reading about what has happened at Crufts has got me fuming! How could anyone do something so malicious as to poison a dog? Hope they find the person responsible and he/she is punished severely.

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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    I've heard about that as well X-(
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Yes, it's a terrible thing to have happened.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,631MI6 Agent
    They're now investigating numerous possible cases of dog poisoning at Crufts! Is there just no stopping what some people will do for money or fame?
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    I've always personally been against these Kind of Animal Competitions.
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  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,107MI6 Agent
    Me as well. There's nothing in it for the dog and it is just an excuse for the owners to show off.
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

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  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,631MI6 Agent
    There's nothing in it for the dog? Have you never seen one of the behind-the-scenes documentaries? There are groupies and hangers-on and the superstar dogs get all the totty they want 8-)
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,379Chief of Staff
    These "personalised" spam ads that crop up in email etc.

    I can understand that I get ads for life insurance cos I'm over 50.
    I can understand that they monitor what I've been buying on eBay or Amazon and try to sell me similar.
    I don't say I like it, but I see where they're coming from.

    But I can't understand why I get ads for hair restorer, etc, when I have a full head of hair, or for elevator shoes when I'm 6 foot. I don't look at these things online!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :))
    For ages I was getting ads for Viagra !, I guess someone was trying to tell
    Me something. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    There's nothing in it for the dog? Have you never seen one of the behind-the-scenes documentaries? There are groupies and hangers-on and the superstar dogs get all the totty they want 8-)

    I am a dog lover, but I hate crufts.A majority of these so called dog breeders have no concern about the health of the dog.
    A lot of these poor animals have purpose in breed deformities bred into them ,so they can meet the standard of the kennel club .
    So bloody what ,if your dogs nose is half a inch to long, or its arse hole isn't on display.As long as you love your dog and it loves you
    that's all that matters.For the record ,our King Charles cavalier ,was bred from a breeder ,who is trying to give the dogs a longer snout, to improve their breathing .The original KCCs had very flat noses ,and suffered from restricted breathing.
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    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    Pick and Mix Breeding can give the Dog various Health Problems.
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    http://m.herefordtimes.com/news/11853396.No_action_against_Rochdale_police/
    Seems nothing has changed since the days of Jimmy Saville. :# Known police
    Officers, who Failed to protect children, are not to be disciplined. So as usual,
    We get a statement about " lessons have been learnt" but things happily go on as
    Usual. :#
    We live in an age, where no one takes responsibility for their actions or indeed
    Inaction ! :#
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    Agreed :#
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  • LexiLexi LondonPosts: 3,000MI6 Agent
    http://m.herefordtimes.com/news/11853396.No_action_against_Rochdale_police/
    Seems nothing has changed since the days of Jimmy Saville. :# Known police
    Officers, who Failed to protect children, are not to be disciplined. So as usual,
    We get a statement about " lessons have been learnt" but things happily go on as
    Usual. :#
    We live in an age, where no one takes responsibility for their actions or indeed
    Inaction ! :#

    and people are getting their knickers in a twist over Clarkson....

    Defies belief! :#
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  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,618MI6 Agent
    Who on earth would seriously assume that he's looking anything else that a total tool with such a chain???

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  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Lexi wrote:
    http://m.herefordtimes.com/news/11853396.No_action_against_Rochdale_police/
    Seems nothing has changed since the days of Jimmy Saville. :# Known police
    Officers, who Failed to protect children, are not to be disciplined. So as usual,
    We get a statement about " lessons have been learnt" but things happily go on as
    Usual. :#
    We live in an age, where no one takes responsibility for their actions or indeed
    Inaction ! :#

    and people are getting their knickers in a twist over Clarkson....

    Defies belief! :#

    yes even the prime minister is getting involved, you would think ,regarding the state of the country,he would have more important things to be getting on with,
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    Higgins wrote:
    Who on earth would seriously assume that he's looking anything else that a total tool with such a chain???

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    I bet it's plated :))
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  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,618MI6 Agent
    My rant for today:

    Coffee cups with large overhead (can't put it exactly into words in english)

    Cappuccino-Tasse-inklusive-Werbedruck.jpg

    Spilled half a cup of Cappuccino over my Macbook yesterday. I immediately turned it upside down and after 24 hours of drying out, it's working but some keys are sticky which I fixed this morning.

    I'll throw them all away and switch to proper mugs, which are less likely to capsize X-(
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    On Lewis Hamilton, I don't think that's a gold chain but rather a timing belt
    Of a ford transit . ;) as for your Coffee calamity, have to tried tea, in a pretty
    Little bone china cup, with a doily, and a little cucumber sandwich ? That's
    How I take it. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
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