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  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Barry Manilow? :))
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Mandy, gets to me every time ! :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,631MI6 Agent
    Mandy, gets to me every time ! :D

    That would be Brian's mother, Mandy, in "Life of Brian", I assume?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :D Well I too am a Very Naughty Boy.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,631MI6 Agent
    You're not the Messi though, are you?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I do have a few dedicated followers, but that's fashion ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Lady RoseLady Rose London,UKPosts: 2,667MI6 Agent
    I do have a few dedicated followers, but that's fashion ;)

    Talking of which ....

    Isn't it marvellous that young Brooklyn Beckham got that little job doing the photo's for the Burberry campaign !! At 16 too!!

    Must be a hell of a talent. 8-)
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,631MI6 Agent
    A prodigy.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    He's far, far better than all those other fools who went off and studied
    Photography for years to get a degree in it 8-) Still his Mum also
    had to do it the hard way, all those years at college studying Fashion. ;)
    struggling to get by on a student loan, then finally seeing it all come good. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Lady RoseLady Rose London,UKPosts: 2,667MI6 Agent
    I'm just waiting to hear him say 'I got it on my own merits. Nothing to do with my parents.' :))
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) Yes, that will be a good sound bite to keep.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Yes its the same with Madonnas girl ,oh hallo are you Madonnas daughter ,you must be so talented ,here have an expensive well paid job ,
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    It's quite amazing how talentless people with a name behind them can have such wonderful and well paid opportunities...I wish I was talentless like them....
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    No, she had to struggle. Only having a couple of
    Assistants to help...... A Dresser .... A Cook .... Personal shopper
    General helper, Gardner ....... ;)

    Intact, Barbel is Sir Miles love child .............. Apparently. :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    No, she had to struggle. Only having a couple of
    Assistants to help...... A Dresser .... A Cook .... Personal shopper
    General helper, Gardner ....... ;)

    Intact, Barbel is Sir Miles love child .............. Apparently. :D
    Yes it does sound like she had an awfully hard time of it.
    Careful tp, you wouldn't want barbel to call you chum then moderate you now would you?
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 26,608Chief of Staff
    Intact, Barbel is Sir Miles love child .............. Apparently. :D

    Lucky him !

    Even if he is older than I :D
    YNWA 97
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    They can do wonders with modern medicine these days! :)
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    " He's older than everyone. He's the old guy at the bar with your friends.
    He's the old guy having dinner with your kids, he's the old guy in bed with
    Your lover !" :))

    I'll quickly point out this is only a joke and Barbel is in fact incredibly young. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,369Chief of Staff
    Yeah, of course... Now where's BL when you need him, he's the only one round here older than I am!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Watching one of those crazy drivers caught on camera last night on ITV
    ( Great show by the way) I couldn't understand why some drivers get charged
    with dangerous or reckless driving, leading to 9 points or so on their licences
    etc. Yet others, ( in equally bad accidents ) don't get charged at all. which leads
    me to think this "Law" is open to a large variation, and depends on the police force
    involved. To me at least it seems a little unfair.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Royal aid is caught outside primary school gates ,pissed out of her head ,(4x over the limit) a school mum calls police (well done that lady) and the aid is nicked for being drunk in charge of a motor vehicle , did the police not think how on earth she got there
    " oh Scotty beemed me here ocifer hic) ,She the aid gets fined £65-00 ,£80-00 costs ,banned for 9 months ,and has to do100 hours community service , probably teaching rich kids how to ride their pony daddy got them for birthday .Now as you all may well recall ,im still fighting a lousy 35 in a 30 speeding fine ,with the possibility of a £1200 fine if I loose , you couldn't make it up folks
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,807MI6 Agent
    What/who is Royal Aid?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    On hearing of how some of the Royal Families of Europe were down
    To their last few hundred million. Sir Bob of Geldof held a charity
    Event for them called ........ Royal Aid. ;)

    I think he just missed " A" off the start I.e. ..... A Royal Aid is caught ....
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,807MI6 Agent
    Well, the royals are a minority group. They are damn near extinct, in fact .....
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    That's why ( just as in Kingsman) I have offered my services to start
    a breeding program with any of the world's royal princesses
    ( They have to be good looking and no fat chicks ) :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,631MI6 Agent
    That's why ( just as in Kingsman) I have offered my services to start
    a breeding program with any of the world's royal princesses
    ( They have to be good looking and no fat chicks ) :D

    You were too quick with the disclaimer there, TP. I was going to offer you that ravishing Infanta from that episode of Blackadder. Phwooooooar!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I'll keep her under consideration, as I don't want to price myself out of the market. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,693MI6 Agent
    Number24 wrote:
    What/who is Royal Aid?

    Number24, AS was referring to "royal aides" (i.e. those who help the British Royal Family in their day to day tasks).
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Think of them as posh " Home helpers" :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Number24 wrote:
    What/who is Royal Aid?

    Number24, AS was referring to "royal aides" (i.e. those who help the British Royal Family in their day to day tasks).

    oops I spelt Aids wrong ,thank you SM for supplying the correct spelling to our Scandinavian chum :D I remember , masseur Hurron ,the Queen mothers private Japanese masseur , 8-)
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
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